A man/women who get paid to do fuck all and ruin your fucking life. These aliens are from the planet jeboris and are all fuck wits
by XD-MAGNET IS A MIDGET November 25, 2019
Get the Teachermug. The biggest pieces of shit to ever walk to the earth. They give to much homework and don't give a fuck about your learning.
That teacher is a wanker
by Up Uranus March 18, 2019
Get the Teachermug. 
by TRUTH_TALK April 14, 2015
Get the Teachermug. A 59 year old math teacher, duh who else has a name like that who isn't borderline boring as fuck. She enjoys spending her free time (her students lunch period) having a secret affair, behind a locked classroom door sharing salad with her secret partner 40 year old fruit hoarder.
She has two lopsided breast each somehow equally spray tanned. Accessorized with a bob and bangs that look those on a off the grid, freestyle dance teacher from the 80's. With an addition of a voice sounding of dying children and nails on a chalkboard.
One of her favorite pass times include pissing her students off, giving unreasonable amounts of homework, doing wizardry in her log cabin, perfecting her dance moves alongside 40 year old fruit hoarder; for her next class with her dance students, conversing with her fellow teachers; as they die inside a little more when they hear her voice, and being that hoe none wants to know.
She has two lopsided breast each somehow equally spray tanned. Accessorized with a bob and bangs that look those on a off the grid, freestyle dance teacher from the 80's. With an addition of a voice sounding of dying children and nails on a chalkboard.
One of her favorite pass times include pissing her students off, giving unreasonable amounts of homework, doing wizardry in her log cabin, perfecting her dance moves alongside 40 year old fruit hoarder; for her next class with her dance students, conversing with her fellow teachers; as they die inside a little more when they hear her voice, and being that hoe none wants to know.
"that teacher"
by Ms. Cooper (that teacher) May 6, 2018
Get the Teachermug. Satan's own personal SS officers. People who are set in school to make a caring place seem like Guantanamo Bay.
Teacher: Kid, Come up to the front of the class
Kid : Why?
Teacher: Your appointment with Satan is at 2:35
Kid : Why?
Teacher: Your appointment with Satan is at 2:35
by Jontronisanazi January 24, 2018
Get the Teachermug. A teacher is a hideous human being, usually found in their natural jail-like habitat: school. These so called teachers torture innocent children with enormous amounts of homework consisting of essays and pain.
Yes hello I'm a teacher, so instead of teaching you useful thing like how to pay taxes, we're learning trig!
by Shrek shrerk December 23, 2014
Get the Teachermug.