1. Another one for those dank car games
2. The best car game to exist
3. To play you gently rub the other persons leg or arm while saying fondle taurus
2. The best car game to exist
3. To play you gently rub the other persons leg or arm while saying fondle taurus
by the eggner beast April 16, 2020
Basically the best artist of the century(not a rapper). Gotta go green, on my knees, someone please. Loves staring at hot girls asses and jerking off is probably his favorite hobby. However he sucks at basketball and blames being ass on the fact that he jerked off beforehand. He also owes Mustafa 20 million dollars in the future when he becomes famous. He believes that sex can save any relationship and is the main reason for divorce. Although his beliefs may seem wacky sometimes, he could probably give the best sex and relationship advice. Has a new crush every week and is ALWAYS horny. His best work was probably Quailman which is sadly no longer available to the public and Mustafa and Shane own the last living copies. Wears sweaters all the time even in the summer because his drip is that important to him.
Is that guy wearing a full pink outfit with a sweater and trying to get with that girl? Bro that's Choice The Taurus he's just trying to get some pussy.
by Bigman10000lbs June 12, 2022
Taurus women and men are quite alike but one thing.. their fashion. Taurus women are very bold and love luxury, money, and comfortable things. I'm a Taurus so I know quite a lot. Taurus women love fashion and pretty things but with the taurus men is that- their pretty normal. usually jacked, but normal. their usually the jock whos chill and doesn't really care about cheerleaders and stuff- and their fashion is usually "basic" not in a rude way.
Taurus women when they get insulted: HOW DARE YOU!? *long pause*of course, you wear brown crocs
Taurus men when they get insulted: dang. that really hurt *literally walks away*
Taurus men when they get insulted: dang. that really hurt *literally walks away*
by poggers xx March 20, 2022
by InspiroBot February 22, 2022
Taurus is the second zodiac sign out of 12 total zodiac signs, the date ranges from April 20 - May 20. The zodiac symbol is a bull and the element is earth.
by Otterisasleep July 25, 2021
Bad ass mother fucker usually not tall brown hair blue eyes buff and can be the nicest person or the worst.
Don’t fuck with a Taurus they won’t sit there and take it on the chin they will put it on yours with a right hook
by Javalemcgee February 16, 2022
the worst of the zodiacs signs. they think they’re QuIrKy for being stubborn when in reality they’re just annoying. AVOID
person 1: “bro have you met reese? they’re so annoying.”
person 2: “yeah he’s a taurus.”
person 1: “makes sense.”
person 2: “yeah he’s a taurus.”
person 1: “makes sense.”
by daddylongleg.s August 17, 2021