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You Never Take Me to Bangladesh

When someone in a relationship doesn’t give you what you need.
A: “So why’d you break up with me?”
B: “Oh, you know. You never take me to Bangladesh, never cooked me sausage on an open flame.”
A: “Jeez, did I even ever anoint you with oil?”
B: “Nope. Didn’t even write me a novel.”