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The Screaming Gazelle

The act of leaping around your house, completely naked, masturbating and screaming at the same time. This should be performed late at night.
Sister: I woke up to hear screaming last night, turns out my brother was just doing The Screaming Gazelle.
Friend: EWWWWWWWW
by Threshold April 26, 2011
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internal screaming

When someone seems to be content and has a normal expression, but in reality they are silently screaming for reasons like boredom, anger, fear, etc.
1. Doing internal screaming can happen when you see something extremely cringeworthy
2. The lesson was so fucking boring that i had to internally scream
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The Chain of Screaming

A Theory Made up by Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother) stating that there is a chain/cycle of screaming in which one (original screamer) yells at someone else, then that person yells at another person and another and another, so on and so forth. This chain/cycle will eventually lead back to the original screamer, ending the Chain of Screaming. AKA The Circle of Screaming or The Pyramid of Screaming.
Example: Arthur’s boss’s boss screams at Arthur’s boss, Arthur’s boss screams at Arthur, Arthur screams at Marshall, Marshall goes home and screams at his wife, Lily,Lily (a kindergarten teacher) screams at one of the kids in her kindergarten class (hmm, let’s say Mary), and then Mary goes home and screams at her dad, Arthur’s boss’s boss, thus ending The Chain of Screaming.
by Turtle Mcfly March 10, 2014
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Screaming Chocolate Guy

As made famous by Spongebob Squarepants.

The episode where Spongebob and Patrick are selling chocolate bars and he insanely screams "CHOCOLATE!!!"

He ends up buying all of the chocolate.
Screaming Chocolate Guy: CHOCOLATE!!!!

Screaming Chocolate Guy: Now that I have you right where I want you, *suspense builds* I'd like to buy all of your chocolate.
by OMFG CHOCOLATE September 27, 2009
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internally screaming

*internally screaming* usually used when you're losing your shit and you just kinda scream on the inside.
Person: hey you okay?
Me: yeah I'm fine.
Me: *internally screaming*
by rawr_i_hate_a_lot September 12, 2016
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Stealing Pencils

The act of showing that the person is admitting to having sexual attraction to men which makes the person extra extra gay.
John Doe: *Steals pencil*

Joe: Nigga you gay for stealing pencils
by The Peanut Myth November 1, 2019
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steamin’ Trump dump

An increasingly popular but illegal activity seen on the Hollywood Walk of Fame where red-blooded American risk takers drop their drawers and take a dump on the Apprentice in Chief’s 5-point terrazzo and brass star.
The hefty fine I had to pay for the rare pleasure of taking a steamin’ Trump dump was a very small price indeed!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 14, 2019
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