How so? Pretty sure I got you to consent to the murder of your own kids. I mean... You're already primed to do it by your religion but... Still... It's funny.
Hym "Nothing strategically moronic about it
If you would have said to me 'Stop watching me and don't fuck that retard and pay me for my labor or I'll murder your kids' I would have been like 'Okie dokie.' And I would have went home and played Baldur's Gate 3. That's the definition of asininity." đ€· âïž
If you would have said to me 'Stop watching me and don't fuck that retard and pay me for my labor or I'll murder your kids' I would have been like 'Okie dokie.' And I would have went home and played Baldur's Gate 3. That's the definition of asininity." đ€· âïž
by Hym Iam November 24, 2023
Get the Strategically Moronicmug. Strategic Cunckery is a witchy pyramid scheme that hides a pay-to-play mystical empire behind intellectual posturing, social maneuvering, and a carefully curated online personaâall in the name of Hekate (and anything else that sells).
Strategic Cunckery paypigs usually donât realize theyâve been cuncked until theyâre five courses and a few audio files deep.
A Strategic Cunckster doesnât just sell magicâthey sell the illusion of elite knowledge, where each expensive lesson only unlocks the need for another. The greatest spell in their grimoire? The infinite upsell.
A master of Strategic Cunckery:
Slaps a price tag on goddesses, saints, and bodhisattvas like they're limited edition merch.
Turns Dharma into a Venmo invoice and Hekate into a Patreon tier.
Cranks out âthought leadershipâ essays to look wise while dodging real questions like Neo in The Matrix.
Packages their teachings in an infinite-tier systemâthereâs always another level you need to pay for.
Managing Strategic Cunckery means abandoning all pretense of teaching and ghosting students to scream about the rise of populism and post tarot spreads and bookshelf selfies. They selectively engage with only their most rabid liberal sycophantsâwho act as social gatekeepers, comment-section enforcers, and PayPal-funded cheerleaders for every screed about how true sorcery means pledging loyalty to the Corporate Leftâs Great Work.
Strategic Cunckery paypigs usually donât realize theyâve been cuncked until theyâre five courses and a few audio files deep.
A Strategic Cunckster doesnât just sell magicâthey sell the illusion of elite knowledge, where each expensive lesson only unlocks the need for another. The greatest spell in their grimoire? The infinite upsell.
A master of Strategic Cunckery:
Slaps a price tag on goddesses, saints, and bodhisattvas like they're limited edition merch.
Turns Dharma into a Venmo invoice and Hekate into a Patreon tier.
Cranks out âthought leadershipâ essays to look wise while dodging real questions like Neo in The Matrix.
Packages their teachings in an infinite-tier systemâthereâs always another level you need to pay for.
Managing Strategic Cunckery means abandoning all pretense of teaching and ghosting students to scream about the rise of populism and post tarot spreads and bookshelf selfies. They selectively engage with only their most rabid liberal sycophantsâwho act as social gatekeepers, comment-section enforcers, and PayPal-funded cheerleaders for every screed about how true sorcery means pledging loyalty to the Corporate Leftâs Great Work.
"Hekate must be nearing exhaustion â for every Adeptus Cunckus wiping his ass with her name on a PayPal invoice, thereâs a chorus of disillusioned, cuncked paypigs sobbing into their empty bank accounts, wondering if they just paid for divine wisdom or subsidized another tarot deck haul."
"When I asked for clarification about the course, he told me I needed to âunpack my reaction to his workâ before I could understand it. Thatâs Strategic Cunckery at its finest."
"Sheâs spent five years writing articles about âthe problem with modern occultism,â but her only real contribution has been monetizing Strategic Cunckery."
"If your teacherâs entire practice consists of name-dropping, intellectual gatekeeping, and expensive courses that lead to even more expensive courses, congratulationsâyouâve been initiated into Strategic Cunckery."
"He called my criticism âdangerous misinformation,â then pivoted to selling a $900 âEsoteric Crisis Managementâ course. Strategic Cunckery is undefeated."
"When I asked for clarification about the course, he told me I needed to âunpack my reaction to his workâ before I could understand it. Thatâs Strategic Cunckery at its finest."
"Sheâs spent five years writing articles about âthe problem with modern occultism,â but her only real contribution has been monetizing Strategic Cunckery."
"If your teacherâs entire practice consists of name-dropping, intellectual gatekeeping, and expensive courses that lead to even more expensive courses, congratulationsâyouâve been initiated into Strategic Cunckery."
"He called my criticism âdangerous misinformation,â then pivoted to selling a $900 âEsoteric Crisis Managementâ course. Strategic Cunckery is undefeated."
by Cunck Watch March 11, 2025
Get the Strategic Cunckerymug. A sign of dominance. When you dump your load on your womans stomach, back, ass, or in her puss, roll over and wait for her to get a towel
Strategic king charles is when she gets the towel and wipes you off first.
Strategic king charles is when she gets the towel and wipes you off first.
âI laid there and pulled a strategic charles.â
â my girl is a submissive, i keep her in check by the using the strategic charles.â
â my girl is a submissive, i keep her in check by the using the strategic charles.â
by Startegic charles June 17, 2022
Get the Strategic Charlesmug. I railed ( Ballerina Style) my old lady in the MGM GRAND, LAS VEGAS, woman's bathroom. She is now obsessed for finding "strategic bathroom locations" where ever she goes
by Cheese N Cecil January 26, 2025
Get the strategic bathroom locationsmug.