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don’t shit where you sleep

A saying that basically means, don’t fuck up in a place you have to be around, examples include school, work or your home
“That guy sold dope out of his mom’s house and his parents called the cops on him. I guess this is a reminder, don’t shit where you sleep at.”
by George N. May 2, 2025
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Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
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Gurl do you shit with that ass

A guys says this to mean you are the baddest women he's ever seen in a confident way
I heard this in the Sacramento area
Guy: Babygurl do you shit with that ass.
Gurl: yeah and it fucks too lets change it.
by love clash July 23, 2024
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