R. Kelly

R. Kelly a rapper who raped underaged girls.

A very uncomfortable joke used for people who are underage because of R. Kelly’s raping underaged girls or for doing something weird.

“R. Kelly is gonna get you!” Told to an underage person.
*Does something very weird*
“Bro stop doing that or else your gonna end up like R. Kelly” *backs away a little bit with a quick shiver*

by weirdwushi March 13, 2019

Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

Lights out Pirates Closer that got caught soliciting a minor. He changed his last name from Rivero to Vazquez so he could try to get away with it.

Pirates Fan: You saw that Felipe Vazquez got caught soliciting a minor?
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

by some_random_hanzenite September 17, 2019

R. Kelly Hydropump

Pissing in someones asshole

Tom R. Kelly Hydropumped tammi last night.

by Lil Smokey Pot February 22, 2017

Smelly R-Kelly

When you defecate on a woman’s face, and amidst the confusion proceed to pop her jaw open with a right hook, and urninate down her esophagus.

“I gave that bitch a smelly r-Kelly, and watched her vomit”

by Doinkahanahue January 25, 2018

free r kelly

a phrase people say when a person wants to express his opinion which involves the rapper R kelly leaving jail

Mike: “what’s your opinion on the R kelly case?”

john:”man free R kelly he did nothing wrong”

by z2spring August 1, 2023

R. Kelly

A R&B singer who is talented but also very guilty of serious crimes towards women and people under-age.

Did you heard about R. Kelly? He has been sent to prison! Yes, I know he's talented. But also very guilty!

by KingPoker96 June 17, 2022

R Kelly

A person who is sentenced to 30 years in prison

Person 1:you know r Kelly was sentenced to prison…
Person2: wth 😭

by Twizzy ya boi June 29, 2022