Plongle

An annoying person, said when the annoying thing is done

John: *drops his coffee on your lap*
You: Ergg John your such a plongle!

by Megnut May 11, 2014

plond

Similar to a plake, a plond is to big to be a pond and too small to be a lake.

"What a lovely plond. I like looking at the fish."

by Ploe lo jo mcfofo July 18, 2017

CHILE PELON

THE ACT OF UNPROTECTED SEX AS A DARE, MOSTLY REFERRED to IN QUESTION FORM.

PERSON 1: WOULD YOU CHILE PELON THAT GIRL OVERTHERE?

PERSON 2: HELL YEAH!!!

by EL SUCIO915 July 3, 2011

plonk

A word used on message boards as a response to some turd, to let them know you've just put them on ignore.

Tom: I hope everyone had a good day today.

Turd: Duh, it's night here.

Tom: *plonk*

by Tom Joe December 27, 2006

Plonker

A stupid person

Grace!!! You absolute plonker

by Sugaronastick December 16, 2019

Plongus

Pls/Please. Used when someone is saying dumb shit, or when lounge is being collectively dumb or off-topic. Often used ironically.

Typical poster: "I keep picking my 410 to control but can't seem to get operating"

Enlightened poster: "Plongus"

by DoNotDuplicate July 27, 2021

Pilon

Noun (Pronounced PEE-LAWN). Mytholgical creature of Mid-West USA origin very similar to Billy Bob Thornton's character in Bad Santa. Both like plus sized women and text frequently. Enjoys Clute pictures.

Hey, man. I heard that a Pilon was replacing Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa 2.

by Hofflover01 February 23, 2015