Puerto Rican Weekend

Calling in sick Friday, and the following Monday.

"I'm firing Enrique for taking too many Puerto Rican Weekends."

by FooSieben July 29, 2019

Puerto Rican Lowball

When someone offers you offer an absurd amount for an item that’s for sale. Usually done by Hispanics, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans

Item for 1000

Pedro: “ ¿Sigue disponible? 300 cash”

Mark: “how about no, and speak English”

Pedro: “400 cash right now”

Mark: “not happening, I don’t have time for your Puerto Rican lowball”

by Clark408 September 29, 2020

Puerto rican thunder

Ray naverez jr

Are you ready for the puerto rican thunder!?! -Ray

by Zaxbys Kingfish June 29, 2013

Puerto Rican Reunion

A traffic jam caused by two lowriders engaged in long conversation, each sitting in the driver's seat of their own extra wide rides, parked for the duration in the middle of a narrow side street, blocking it entirely. Both engines running optional.

The street was entirely blocked and me thoughts,....'Damn, another 'Puerto Rican Reunion'.
"Hey, move it or milk it!!!... The streets were wider in San Juan!" (Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep....)

by skydog70 February 14, 2006

Puerto Rican picnic

A picnic held on the side of an interstate-type highway, not always because the family's car has broken down.

On Sunday afternoon, the Thruway was backed up for ten miles by a Puerto Rican picnic.

by Pat10463 July 20, 2008

puerto rican princess

a well liked, somewhat wealthy Puerto Rican girl. Usually found in Urban areas such as San Juan, New York etc.

A Puerto Rican princess can be hot or ugly it depends on the girl.

by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007

Puerto Rican Handjob

A Puerto Rican Handjob is the equivalent to a footjob, where on person causes another to ejaculate by using their feet.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a Puerto Rican Handjob, and let me tell you it was amazing.

by jjkk2828 June 5, 2011