Puerto Rican Speedboat

A single-wide trailer with indoor toilet.

Q: Hey what are you going to do with the money you won?
A: Probably buy a Puerto Rican Speedboat for my mother.

Q: Hey how's that essay Ramos doin'?
A: He's good just moved into a new Puerto Rican Speedboat with his wife.

Q: Oh that'll be good to have that indoor toilet for all nine of his kids.

by Paddy O'Toole January 5, 2011

Puerto Rican billfold

A wad of small bills (1s and 5s) intended to make it look like the carrier has a lot of money.

"Man that guy's got fat stacks"
"Nah it's just a Puerto Rican billfold... dude's broke"

by tinmoth June 27, 2015

Puerto rican thunder

Ray naverez jr

Are you ready for the puerto rican thunder!?! -Ray

by Zaxbys Kingfish June 29, 2013

Puerto Rican Reunion

A traffic jam caused by two lowriders engaged in long conversation, each sitting in the driver's seat of their own extra wide rides, parked for the duration in the middle of a narrow side street, blocking it entirely. Both engines running optional.

The street was entirely blocked and me thoughts,....'Damn, another 'Puerto Rican Reunion'.
"Hey, move it or milk it!!!... The streets were wider in San Juan!" (Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep....)

by skydog70 February 14, 2006

Puerto Rican picnic

A picnic held on the side of an interstate-type highway, not always because the family's car has broken down.

On Sunday afternoon, the Thruway was backed up for ten miles by a Puerto Rican picnic.

by Pat10463 July 20, 2008

puerto rican princess

a well liked, somewhat wealthy Puerto Rican girl. Usually found in Urban areas such as San Juan, New York etc.

A Puerto Rican princess can be hot or ugly it depends on the girl.

by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007

puerto rican guy

A fine ass guy who gets all the fine bitches and is sometimes a stoner and has a fat friend named Jason

Damn! Look at that puerto rican guy fucking your mom while Jason watches eating cookies.

by BQws May 16, 2015