Porky's Butthole

An alternative name for Beavis and Butthead. Comes from a phone call in the 1990s where a man complained to Mike Judge about Beavis and Butthead. He couldn't remember the show's name so he called it Porky's Butthole.

Did you watch Porky's Butthole last night? It sucked

by Hunter of Beasts September 2, 2025

Porky Pork

A person with an extremely large head, both physically and metaphorically. Resembling a pig.

That guy thinks he's cool but I find him so pigheaded. He's Porky Pork

by ShamimaLegend September 29, 2025

Porky bun

Uncircumcised dick (penis).

Referring to the foreskin as the bun, the dick inside as the pork.

“Would you fuck him?”
“No, he’s got a porky bun”

by PorkyBunHater February 1, 2018

Porky Blinder

Perjorative. A failed attempt to channel vintage gangster look as popularised by UK TV series Peaky Blinders by corpulent man or lard arse.

Basically a flesh ball in a vintage waist coat, brouges and a flat cap.

Origin Northern England
See also Last of the Summer Blinders

"Looks like Tubby Tucker has bought a flat cap"

"Yeah, fat fuck is reinventing himself as a Porky Blinder"

by Dgaf72 January 28, 2020

Porky Slorp

A sexual act that entails lubing up a prolapse of the anus with pork fat, lard, or bacon grease, and then performing fellatio on the pink sock.

She bought the good bacon so we can do the porky slorp later tonight.

by igrgrgslnj January 7, 2023

full porky pig

Absolutely no clothes on

The kids were running around in full porky pig mode.

by mooseandpebs August 26, 2017

Porky Piggy

A specific form of sex, where a woman and a man shit on each other to start the act of porky piggy, then going outside to engage in public sex, while partaking in multiple forms of orgasmic actions, afterwards a european steamboat is performed, then the act of sex continues until the man can perform a creampie.

Tanya and her boyfriend Zach wanted to watch a movie, but they decided a porky piggy would be more exciting.

by Cucknificent March 26, 2017