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Poomies

When someone or an animal gets the zoomies after a poo!
“My pup poobekah had the POOMIES today, must have been a big poo
by Poobekah June 9, 2024
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Pookiesexual

Its when you and a friend (a pookie) have been friends for long enough to where you can publicly violate each other with sexual terms and not be gay. This is a step above pause because so long as you and the other party (your pookie) are in agreement there are no pauses needed when discussing one another.
Me: My pookie is so fucking sexy.

Random person: What are you fucking gay?

Pookie: No WE’RE JUST pookiesexual
by Pookard December 24, 2024
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Pookieship

A "pookieship" is a relationship—whether platonic or romantic—between two individuals who share a deep bond and affectionately call each other "Pookie." This playful and endearing term highlights their closeness, and the relationship can range from light-hearted friendship to a romantic connection without explicitly being a traditional 'relationship'.
Casual Introduction

Friend: “Hey, who’s that you’re always texting?”
You: “Oh, that’s my Pookie, Fred. We’re in a pookieship-it’s kind of like best friends with extra affection. We even have matching nicknames!”

Playful Banter

Fred: “Pookie, did you eat the last slice of pizza?”
You: “Of course, Pookie! It’s part of the pookieship agreement-I get first dibs!”
Fred: “You owe me another pizza for this betrayal.”

Romantic Vibes

You: “Fred, you’re such a dork.”
Fred: “But I’m your dork, Pookie.”
You: “Always, Pookie.”

Explaining the Dynamic

Friend: “Wait, so you two are together?”
You: “Kind of! We’re in a pookieship. It’s like having a soulmate but they're a bestie instead, but we don’t worry about labels. We just enjoy being each other’s Pookie.”

Inside Jokes

Fred: “I got you a coffee, Pookie.”
You: “Does this mean I have to call you the Best Pookie Ever now?”
Fred: “Obviously. Pookieship law.”
by MHBContact January 2, 2025
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pookieshmookiewookiediddywiddywidnotitties

This girl is flatter than your pancakes this morning. But, she’s your best friend and no one can compete!!! You can tell her all your secrets but she might tell her closest of friends. She’s been through a lot but is that ray of sunshine you probably need in your life. She might have a bit of anger issues time to time but she truly is someone you need
Person: “ look who's yapping again.. pookieshmookiewookiediddywiddywidnotitties..”
by S3roton1n January 11, 2025
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Poogies

A word to use as an apology for when you're delayed because you have to poop.
Oops, I'm a bit delayed. Poogies!
by saltybixch May 17, 2025
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splatter poopies

Much like butt pee but still has a few solid chunks
I can't come into work today, I have the splatter poopies
by The dahmer October 9, 2016
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Little Pooties

A loving term for you gassy dogs.
Be right back I have to let my little pooties outside.
by WakeUp2016 December 4, 2016
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