Pattersoning

When one puts on their best formal tone whilst speaking on the phone, oftern resulting in a higher pitched sound and usually rather different to their normal speaking voice.
Rupert: Yo K dawg whats going on Friday man?

Kendall: Chillin' man, might roll a blunt...

"RING RING"

Rupert: "Hello, Rupert speaking how can i help you?"

Kendall: Check out the Pattersoning you fag!
by jazzy_j.a May 25, 2011
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emma patterson

emma patterson knows she is in fact, a whore
by vanessa e June 04, 2020
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Mrs patterson

Do i really need to explain? just the most beautiful woman alive. everyone loves her, especially someone named *Amelia* is extremely in love with her. meet one and you’ll instantly be in love
“you know that Mrs Patterson?” “
me, yes! i do she’s very nice and would light up your world if she walked into a room full of people”
by heyjannyjanny155 November 22, 2021
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Liv patterson

a mean girl who loves control? oof
by killmeplzzz April 10, 2018
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Ean Patterson

Ean Patterson is a king of greatness who lives in the jungle and will break your elbows if you disrespect him
Animal 1: look it’s Ean Patterson

Animal 2: we better run
by Ean#1fan June 20, 2021
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Quarter-Dome Patterson

A teacher who can’t make it up half dome but loves to talk about his trip there.
by ImaginationRocket January 14, 2021
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Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.
Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man
by Goat2530 December 30, 2018
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