Omni middle school

Wack ass school with staff who don't do shit, girls who all simp for one mop haired emo kid, and boys who say some of the most racist, homophobic, disgusting, inhuman, gut wrenching shit you will ever hear. The white kids here ghettoer than the ghetto and the cafeteria which serves wet, thrown-up patties in between two slices of the dryest, most tasteless pieces of bread a human has ever tasted.

Anyone else: “omg you go to omni middle school? I have you in my prayers.”
1% of sane kids: “thanks, i nee-“
Lauren: “GeReEeEe🥺”

by Wifebeater2000 June 2, 2022

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omni

The omni is capable of holding the mindset and exhibiting the behavior of any type of person. They can lead like an alpha. They can follow like a Beta. They can become a lone wolf like the Sigma, empathize like a Gamma, be a nerd like an Omega, or be resentful like a Delta. He can be "all things to all people," those in the mainstream, the outsiders, the engimas, he can be them all.

He ain't no alpha, he ain't no beta. He's everything all at once: an omni.

by SaigonSaitama July 19, 2022

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Omni

An ability to do a lot of different things very good

I know Karen is an omni cause everything she tries shes a pro at

by uwuaca December 19, 2021

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Omni-Man

One of THE most bad ass superheroes ever, he beats homelander 1000 times, because homelander is ASS

"Homelander has never fought someone his own strength, Omni-Man will whoop his ass"

by Omniingit May 12, 2025

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Omni-Balance

Omni-Balance occurs when a roleplayer in a fight refuses to accept what would normally be a defeat of their character, and their character counters with a feat they were previously incapable of doing, upsetting the power scale of the entire roleplay and causing the roleplay itself to deteriorate.

I have to fight Gus in the Sports Festival? Time to Omni-Balance.

by stangfastking1 August 6, 2022

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