semen nachos

Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.

Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*

by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020

tacobell nachos

those chips from taco bell with cheese i think

"oh look, tacobell nachos with cheese"

by salivatingcumdump January 26, 2022

Putting Sauce on my Nachos

When you are taking a shit then decide to masturbate, then cover the fresh laden shit with your own semen.

"Dude wtf took you so long in the bathroom?"

"Sorry man i was just putting sauce on my nachos."

by denseb0nerforest February 5, 2018

White Trash Nachos and Cheese

White Trash Nachos and Cheese consists of broken taco shells, sprinkled with cheese then microwaved.

I wants me some White Trash Nachos and Cheese!

by Nemo_walnut July 22, 2010

hot karl nachos

when a man shits on another man's chest and then shouts "nacho! nacho!" while dipping tortillas chips in the steamy pile.

i hot karl nachoed nishant last night
dobbs is the HKN king
nate gave me hot karl nachos for dinner

by Mike Moseley December 24, 2008

Ass Nachos

Verb: An unskilled driver who suddenly cuts you off in traffic.

As the driver of the other car swerved and ran me off the road, I proceeded to scream out the windo "Watch where your going ASS NACHOS!"

by Jeffadies January 23, 2009

Spontaneous Nachos

The act of having that favorite tortilla chip dish at the spur of the moment.

Alex - I'm hungry.

Fraser - Yeah me too. What's for dinner?

James - Spontaneous nachos!

by Smirlie March 15, 2011