A pointless tale. A story with the intention of being witty, but ends up being not. The phrase originates from 'The Nacho Story' but now is a wider term used for other like stories.
The Nacho Story: "One time I went to the pub, there were these people, they ordered Nachos, they cost £5. But then when they came, all they were were some Doritos with some tomato sauce and cheese on, but they ate them anyway because they were £5."
A Nacho Story: "My Dad puts salt on lettuce and one time he started putting it on mine and I was like 'What are you doing?'"
A Nacho Story: "My Dad puts salt on lettuce and one time he started putting it on mine and I was like 'What are you doing?'"
by ashy111111111111111 March 07, 2009
by The great divider July 20, 2008
While you're going down on a girl, you stick your nose in her vagina and blow a schnoz full of boogers in.
First accomplished by Dean Sundon.
First accomplished by Dean Sundon.
by DBsjXC January 10, 2009
a self centered, self serving and completely clueless person who focuses on how best to get back at another, even at the expense of those who should be close and dear to them.
usually an ex-spouse with a major grudge to bear, even if unfounded.
usually an ex-spouse with a major grudge to bear, even if unfounded.
by kitten~ June 19, 2008
by Thomas McDaniels November 23, 2009
using the foot and toes to stroke the penis.
usually done across the car while the man is driving.
it's very distracting.
usually done across the car while the man is driving.
it's very distracting.
Man: Dude! I totaled my car yesterday!
Other Man: Why?
Man: My chick was giving me the topless nachos while i was driving!
Other Man: Why?
Man: My chick was giving me the topless nachos while i was driving!
by totalpyro420 June 18, 2008
Oh, you don't have the $2.99 for a box of Nachos down at the 11-7? (You're not a Republican; are you?) Well, you got a dollar? No problem, Ghetto Nachos then. The sign on the counter says free chili and cheese, although they failed to specify what this is (and more importantly isn't) for on the signs.
Ingredients:
1 Convenience store
1 Small bag corn chips
Self service hot dog/nacho counter (with free chili, cheese and jalapenos)
Directions: Choose and pay for the $1 bag of corn chips. About face and proceed to the self-service counter where the free chili and cheese is. Open bag of chips. Squirt liquid cheese like substance in to bag. Squirt liquified chili like substance into the bag. Garnish with free jalapenos (Yep, toss 'em into the bag.) Exit store immediately. Enjoy!
Ingredients:
1 Convenience store
1 Small bag corn chips
Self service hot dog/nacho counter (with free chili, cheese and jalapenos)
Directions: Choose and pay for the $1 bag of corn chips. About face and proceed to the self-service counter where the free chili and cheese is. Open bag of chips. Squirt liquid cheese like substance in to bag. Squirt liquified chili like substance into the bag. Garnish with free jalapenos (Yep, toss 'em into the bag.) Exit store immediately. Enjoy!
by Queso Suave September 29, 2012