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Montreal Missile

When someone simultaneously cums a distance of atleast 2 feet while taking a shit. Also called a joop but requires the cum to hit a 24 inch distance minimum otherwise it would be a joop.

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While in Montreal's little Italy I had a large meal of pasta. Went to the bathroom during my date. While taking my massive weekly dump I had a damn Montreal missile leaving an unmanageable mess.
by The lowes blow May 11, 2024
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Montreal screwjob 2.0

Joining a fantasy baseball dingers only keeper league but not getting a keeper like everyone else.
Did you hear how Jack totally Montreal screwjob 2.0 Gino? I heard Gino can’t get hard anymore because of the disrespect
by Chudda April 19, 2025
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Montreal Steak Seasoning

A seasoning containing a variety of herbs and spices. Can be used on many different meats from beef to poultry. Usually used by people that are not good at cooking and commonly used on chicken and rice.
Man Zachary is using montreal steak seasoning again? He must on be a basic bitch.
by Chicken and rice boy January 2, 2022
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Montreal Cacachiens

referring to the NHL team the Montreal Canadiens when they have a very bad season and keep losing (like currently)

*Cacachien (Caca de chien): Dog poo
habs losing (more then 10 games straight)

another defeat ? Man we should call them the Montreal Cacachiens, they suck
by MagnaBad December 14, 2021
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South Shore Montreal

The most crackheaded hood in Montreal. Even the feds be sniffing lines on that side of the city.
Yoo I wanna go to Montreal this summer you coming with me ?
Fosho but let's not go to South Shore Montreal. The feds will arrest you for not doing crack.
by chrisndj December 12, 2019
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Montreal

Montreal is a very timid person at times but other than that he’s a person you can always talk to and count on, he has a side of goofy ness and sweetness that you won’t miss, and has a edgy temper when people try to test him, a rare tall handsome boy that will always put a smile on your face.
man Montreal is so chill and funny at the same time its crazy
by Juju on Da Beat November 21, 2021
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