A physics wizard. The smartest person you'll ever see make some of the most questionable life choices you couldn't have thought of. He'll keep you guessing because he not only enjoys chaos, he exudes it.
Merlin is unbelievably hot. He wears shorts and a tee shirt and doesn't turn on the heat at 20°f.
Merlin comes in two special editions: Edward Hair and Viking Hair.
Merlin gives the best hugs and the warmest cuddles and will always make you smile. He has the best laugh and is the best person you could ever hope to have in your life.
Merlin will forget the names of every mini game in Mario Party but he knows the Greek alphabet so you'll give him a pass.
Merlin's greatest flaws are spelling ditto "dido", hating on biology sciences, losing his vape pen constantly, and ordering toasted tuna sandwiches before close at a Subway.
Merlin is unbelievably hot. He wears shorts and a tee shirt and doesn't turn on the heat at 20°f.
Merlin comes in two special editions: Edward Hair and Viking Hair.
Merlin gives the best hugs and the warmest cuddles and will always make you smile. He has the best laugh and is the best person you could ever hope to have in your life.
Merlin will forget the names of every mini game in Mario Party but he knows the Greek alphabet so you'll give him a pass.
Merlin's greatest flaws are spelling ditto "dido", hating on biology sciences, losing his vape pen constantly, and ordering toasted tuna sandwiches before close at a Subway.
"Wow, Merlin has the best dick! You're so lucky!"
"I'm gonna marry Merlin, I'm so lucky I have him!"
"Merlin, be careful!"
"I love my Merlin!"
"I'm gonna marry Merlin, I'm so lucky I have him!"
"Merlin, be careful!"
"I love my Merlin!"
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by heshyfanclub November 23, 2020

by anonymous October 5, 2020

A Bartered how likes to steal a platypus named money. Usally pansexual and likes a girl named Haley. Also usually on computer 24/7
by Merlin is ugly September 7, 2020

Sick ass boy, who is hella funny.
Most of the time he listens to rap.
Merlins like to yeet and are good dancers,
They master the hottest moves in no time.
Most of the time he listens to rap.
Merlins like to yeet and are good dancers,
They master the hottest moves in no time.
Merlin is fast as fuck
by spike dick nigger January 8, 2019

merlin is the best hamster she is a god and can make you a big good boy you can say merrrrrrlin for extra good big boy lack
by mr hamsta March 1, 2020
