A euphemism used by medical staff to refer to a patient admitted for prolonged erection as a result of over dosing on Viagra. The term is derived from the fact that one of the first celebrity endorsers of the drug was a Senator from Kansas named Dole. A synonym is "purple paw paw."
We have a Kansas banana in exam room three and ice packs aren't working so I think we'll have to install a shunt to drain it.
by Cledus Snow October 17, 2021
by Zy The Fly February 6, 2009
When your getting a blowjob on a rather windy day, you finish into the wind and your girl catches it in her mouth
by Thatoneguy52 September 20, 2017
by ks person August 3, 2005
Arkansas. It is the exact oppostie of Kansas, a land of pure evil. The people of Kansas plan to enslave earth. That's why Bizarro-Kansas, or Arkansas, was created. The Arkansans live their lives to balance out all the wrong doings that Kansas does. In 2032, the Arkansas and the Kansans will finally get into a war. If the Kansans win, Earth will be enslaved in darkness. If Arkansas wins, world peace will come. In this war, every state will be conquered by either Kansas or Arkansas. Eventually, the states will begin conquering countries.
Every dark event that has happened in history, Kansas is responsible for. Arkansas undid most of these evil deeds.
Every dark event that has happened in history, Kansas is responsible for. Arkansas undid most of these evil deeds.
by The Zookeeper June 14, 2005
by andrew williams February 8, 2005
The act of when having the runs and shitting all over your partner's back when she not looking. It runs down there back into a bucket. When your done, your partner dumps the bucket on your chest.
by canadian_niglet February 4, 2010