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snob kabob

A person who feels superior and has a stick up his or her butt.
Buffy was always conceited but now that she's with the in crowd, she's an uptight little snob kabob.
by Joeloveskelly August 28, 2017
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Slob Kabob

A man using his penis to stir hot Ramen noodles and then recieving a bj.
"Your dick tastes like beef Ramen!" she said. "That's because the Ramen we had for dinner, I stirred with my dick because all the spoons were dirty" he said in response. She replied, "I can't believe you made me slob kabob your dick!"
by Honz911 December 5, 2023
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Kabob

Two or more gay men sitting on a flag pole where it goes through their anus and out their mouth. This resembles the food.
Neighbor 1: What the hell!
Neighbor 2: What is it?
Neighbor 1: Brian and Rick are kabobing on my flag pole again!
Neighbor 2: Only fags kabob!
Neighbor 1: We should go bowling. Maybe when we come back they will be gone.
Neighbor 2: Alright.
by Jackoncracknmeth April 7, 2023
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kameel kabeeb kabob

A man notorious for virusifying every device in peoples houses. Including their tables. He is a mafia boss in charge for all of the scams in India, and you usually know your being attacked by him when you can here his message and he virusifies your table. Usuallu followed by a scream.
“Kameel Kabeeb Kabob used his hacker skills and scammed my whole famiky and virusified our table, he then screamed as all of our money left our bank accounts and we became homeless
by Gaymer.JalebiBaby December 20, 2022
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Kabobing

Similar to spitroasting it is where 3 people doing a devils threesome where 1 guy has the mouth and 1 has either the asshole or the cunt but the position before was double penetration and the guy who had the ass went to the front. And the girl is upside down laying on something while the guys stand and fuck her from both angles
"Bro my gf wants to do some kabobing and idk what to do."

"Not while we are eating kevin. We love how you trust us enough to tell us this, but on behalf of me and your mother we don't want to hear about a 16 year Olds sex life"
by Abyssalment August 28, 2023
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Kabobed

The act of Skewering objects with your penis.
I went over to my friends BBQ yesterday and I Kabobed his sister.
by Thought Monkey July 15, 2010
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crap kabob

Derogatory comment for someone who is really just a piece of shit.
Rachel: Ruth is a real Crap Kabob she is.
Fonzie: I agree I have never seemed to like her either.
Fonzie: Let's go get tacos.
by rachychill April 25, 2017
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