August jewel

after the man ejaculates into the womans mouth as the woman is giving him a blow job, she spits the semen back up onto his bare chest and he vommits all over her

Julie was giving head to Brad and as Brad ejaculated into Julies's mouth she spat the semen onto his chest and he vommited all over her giving her an August Jewel.

by clarance robinson January 14, 2008

jewel of the south

Slang term for vagina, whimsical, not particularly vulgar.

Her jewel of the south was a ruby since she was ragging.

by deuterium July 26, 2004

Family Jewels

Meaning to try to stand up to the Bad Things in life.

Jar Jar Blinks doesn't have the Family Jewels to prove his braverly.

by MikeKal July 25, 2009

optic jewel

Optic Jewel is a female gamer, She is best known for her involvement in the Call of Duty Series. Her high level of skill and natural Beauty attract many viewers to her live stream on twitch where jewel, her boyfriend(who is also highly talented), and some close friends dominate their "competition". Jewel is also known to invite viewers to play with her and the crew during the live stream.

(Eric I)

"OMMMMGGGGG ITS OPTIC JEWEL!!!!"

"can you give me a shout out jewel"

"make me a mod jewel"

by EGI January 7, 2014

jism jewels

Classy alternate name for the male reproductive organs, or testes, that are located inside the scrotal sack, or ball-bag.

My swollen jism jewels emptied out a large volume of fuck froth via my cum cannon on to the face of my smiling wife

by Snert December 9, 2008

jewel shocker

Nibbling on testicles with teeth causing unexpected pain kinda like a puppy bites their owners hand

those damn frat fuckers were nawing at my testicles calling it jewel shocker treatment

by Kittiesandchoppas December 30, 2014

Jewel Diggs

A half naked old sexy lady robot man trying to friend you on skype.

God dammit robbert we've got another Jewel Diggs on our hands

by love me daddey! February 2, 2016