Jesse

a fat big pig that will eat everything

jesse is a very fat pig

by voicetrollz September 24, 2019

Jesse

Jesse is someone in his late 20s who is very childish and thinks he knows literally everything, plus he makes outrageous story's up like sticking his arm in a deep fryer or how he makes the best chilli

- dude I just flew on a pterodactyl's back across eygpt

- your such a Jesse

by RoyRogersMcfreely September 1, 2016

Jesse

He’s an ass hole

Why’d you rage quit Jesse.

by Fag 123 February 24, 2019

Jesse

A literal cunt of a guy. A cocky, inconsiderate asshole who believes he is more entitled in comparison to those around him. Typically sporty and rude.

Person 1: Jesse is a cunt
Person 2: Agreed.

by dakootsisbetterthanme May 8, 2018

Jesse

A very clingy boy who has an overly disgusting swagger and is excessively sensitive. He can't usually take a hint and will possibly be the creepiest person you will ever meet. Usually people enjoy running away (sprinting) or just flat out ignoring his disturbing ways.

Girl1: Oh my gosh, Jesse's coming!

Girl2: Oh jeeze, we gotta go NOW.

Jesse: heeeeey babygirls, you girls are making me extremely horny.

by clingfrees October 7, 2009

Jesse

An complete pervert who is dirty and an liar

Jesse is such an pervert

by Freddy is ready June 29, 2016

Jesse

A smart, hilarious, talented person. They never fail to make you smile and they radiate happy energy. Their smile is the cutest and they always look good. They give the best hugs, so don't hesitate to ask for one. They always take risks, never giving up a moment in life.

If you meet a Jesse, hold them close in your life and appreciate them, they're one of the best people you'll meet.

Jesse's are always kind and so cute! My boyfriend's name is Jesse, and he just makes me melt.

by nani :) April 10, 2019