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jessica

Her booty blast me out to space.

Praise d lord.
"dam. Jessica".
by Jerico boom November 22, 2021
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Jessica

Huge fool. She is silly and really smart though! She might blab out some of your secrets.... She is a good friend but easily triggered. A Jessica shouldn't be fully trusted... She will ignore you for the dumbest reasons and will laugh at you for doing this or liking that. SHE HATES BOYS and is probably a lesbian.
Girl: hey Jessica I think I like Lucas

Jessica: o cOoL

Jessica: tells Mia and Kelly her bff's for life

Mia : tells the whole school

Girl1: embarrass so she going to be depress
by cookie chocolatebar January 9, 2020
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Jessica

The name of a high-maintenance girlfriend that a Muslim boy is successfully hiding from his parents but is utterly failing to hide from his own cohort/ friend group.
Example 1:
Person 1: You see Ahmad over there? he has been smiling all day while on his phone.
Person 2: I dunno who he keeps texting
Person 3: Ha G, he be texting his shawty, I saw on the screen, its "Jessica"

Example 2:
Person 1: Why do you want to get married young cuz? people get married around 42 years old.

Person 2: Those people delay marriage because they are doing haraam things.
Person 3: Dang Jessica, spreading fitna everywhere.
by terranous August 8, 2022
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Jessica

A girls that is dark skin a dates people who's names are Donald or Eric. A Jessica is always getting hurt but is quiet, when you get to know her she can really open up to you, She is caring, nice, and only a bitch when needed. She is sometimes depressed so be careful
Wow Jessica like Eric
Jessica is a bitch

Jessica sure loves mexicans
by The True Definations June 4, 2019
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Jessica

Tom has a mad fucking crush on her!
DAMNNNNNN JESSICA YOU LOOKIN FINEEEEEE! - Tom
by Anonymous11112222333344445 September 2, 2019
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jessica

She's a sweet, shy girl with light colored hair. She's very kind and loving, she'll always be there in times of need. She likes to dance and likes some sports. She is geeky and very smart. Overall she's a lovely girl with a kind heart.
"I'm so upset, I could really use a Jessica right now"
by o-o January 10, 2019
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Jessica

Jessica is a legend everyone needs a Jessica they are often mistaked to be horrible and evil like the annoying sassy main character in every American film but honest to god they’re legendary and hot as hell
Oh my god did u see her wow she’s defo called Jessica
by Mrluvaluvashecallmemrbombastic January 19, 2021
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