insert link here

Noun:

1. an arbitrary link.

2. can be ANYTHING arbitrary given that the syntax be edited to accomodate. often used when describing the activities of a linkwhore.
2.
a.) syntax: insert <whatever> here.
by unknown February 29, 2004
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florida sloth insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate her anus. After doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. Then you shove one of the oranges into the girls vaginal orifice. This is when shit gets freeky...You now stick your penis through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.
"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last nite."
-Ice T
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Insert Funkytown Here

Normally said during a fight or a seizure. It can also be used during an earthquake, tsunami, or violent scene in a horror movie when the killer is hacking and slashing. Its also used when somebody starts dancing when there's no music. It was made by a you-tuber named MasheyPotado. look him up
OH NO ITS AN EARTHQUAKE! HA! insert funkytown here.
by MasheyPotado March 15, 2020
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cranial-anal insertion

What a jerk. That guy has a bad case of cranial-anal insertion. Do you think I should refer him to a proctologist?
by ybnormal June 12, 2009
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Insert the Meat (ITM)

Insert the Meat is a phrase that refers to slipping your "meat" aka cock, penis, slong into a poosie, thus ITM.
I would really like to insert the meat (ITM) into that hot clone over there.
by CP November 19, 2004
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weapon of mass insertion

What a penis is. You can insert it into many things. For example: mouth, pussy, butthole, eyes.....
I have a weapon of mass insertion in my pants. Care to suck it?
by Alexi November 11, 2003
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[Insert Joke Here]

Something people put on their facebook statuses and blogs when they're too bored and lazy to put anything else. They think it makes them sound all smart and ironic, but it's really just annoying to everybody else.
Obama Insert Joke Here*
The Hangover {Insert Joke Here}
Alabama {Insert Racist Joke Here}
{Insert Example Here}
*Square brackets are normally used when writing "Insert Joke Here," but urban dictionary code doesn't work with it.
by Herbertheperver March 30, 2011
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