Asian Inverse Dragon

When an Asian girl cuts off your foreskin burns it then staples it back on.

Yo dawg, did you hear Marquette got an Asian Inverse Dragon last night!

by ThreeIdiots February 07, 2015

inverse specificity law

A natural law that dictates that the depth and accuracy of your task description is inversely proportional to the importance of the task. You will be given a ten-page written specification on preparing an invitation for five customers to come to morning coffee, a tax audit report will be requested in an email consisting of a single paragraph, while a request to revise the organization's entire cost structure will be delivered verbally in a single sentence.

CEO: Bernie, our database manager left and we need a report of all customers who bought semi-spleeted widgets in the northwest region since the beginning of the month. There's a potentially fatal fault and we need to do a product recall.
Bernie: Sure, right away! What's the product code for semi-spleeted widgets, and what's the region code?
CEO: Dunno. The database manager left. But it's all in the database. Just do it.
Bernie: Hmmm... the inverse specificity law indicates that this task must be critically important!

by Terrible Tadpole June 04, 2010

Rectal/Cranial Inversion

Having one's head up one's ass.

Julie is such a suck-up! She's suffering from a rectal/cranial inversion these days!

by vanman_57 June 11, 2011

law of inverse proportions

The generally inverse relationship between the size of a woman's breasts and her IQ.

Bill: Jessica's got a great rack.
Bob: Yeah, but did you ever talk to her? Law of inverse proportions, man.

by Jersy Jim December 25, 2011

Cranial Rectal Inversion

To have one's head up his/her ass

John: Yo I'm gonna go pwn some n00bs lol lol rofl !!!11!!oneoneone!!111!
Luke: Yo you are suffering from a serious Cranial Rectal Inversion

by EllieJewFace September 04, 2007

cerebro-anal inversion

1) The state of having one's head up one's lower digestive passage;

2) Invincible arrogance.

All of the candidates for office appeared to suffer from cerebro-anal inversion

by Murdo Douglas October 15, 2011

Inverse Cam-Whore

A person who, like a cam-whore, is constantly taking pictures with a camera. However, unlike a cam-whore, this person is taking pictures, not of themselves, but of random, pointless things, like dirt, feet, et cetera.

I was at the party with Susan last night, GOD was she such an inverse cam-whore. She kept taking pictures of people's DRINKS!

by HORNY FUCKING PANDA August 29, 2011