That which was ripped wide open and torn asunder when the Messiah was born. In keeping with the belief of immaculate conception, Jesus Christ must have been the one to rip his own mother's hymen, and in a way pop his own mother's cherry. This can be used as an explanation for his odd behavior later in life.
Many christians celebrate the breaking of the Virgin Mary's hymen on the 25th of December every year.
Many christians celebrate the breaking of the Virgin Mary's hymen on the 25th of December every year.
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
Get the The Virgin Mary's hymenmug. Doctor Hymen Nucleus is the alter ego of people joshed out of their fucking mind on Jager bombs. Usually defined by a penchant for loud blazers, bowling shoes, sparkly bandanas and furry hats. The good doctor tends to fuck filipinos and dance semi nude for homosexuals.
by Dr. Hymen Nucleus February 20, 2009
Get the Doctor Hymen Nucleusmug. by TheFishHunter September 18, 2017
Get the Hymen's Hallwaymug. When you’re having sex outside in the middle of winter and the girl doesnt pull her long underwear down but you bust through that polypropylene with your cock to get into the sugar pot
I fucked this girl outside a bar last winter but when she pulled her pants down she forgot the long underwear so I had to break her Canadian Hymen to finish the job
by Plain old Pete January 22, 2022
Get the Canadian Hymenmug. A play on "hyphenated" word, a hymenated word is one you gotta bust open to get to the true meaning of it.
"Boy, I don't have a clue what you just said. You must be usin one of them hymenated words again that I'm gonna need to bust open to understand."
by sunlips April 21, 2018
Get the hymenated wordmug. 1. The state of never having had anal sex.
2. Derivative of the French slang "chure" (ass) and "hymen" (implying virginity).
2. Derivative of the French slang "chure" (ass) and "hymen" (implying virginity).
by Alaerus October 6, 2011
Get the Chure Hymenmug. by gran polla negro August 26, 2021
Get the Hymen Destroyermug.