Hitchhiker

Someone you know nothing about but you become friends

Me and Joe started to go to the same school this year, he became a hitchhiker of mine when we started to hang out during lunch.

by OhMyLord911 January 14, 2021

Texas Hitchhiker

The act of pooping in someone’s mouth and then them giving you a blowjob with the poop still in your mouth, while next using the puke from having poop in their mouth to give you a handjob.

Oh man, that girl sure looks like she would give a good Texas Hitchhiker.

by Toast9150 June 26, 2025

Hitchhike in a Burrito Truck

To hitchhike and get a ride from a guy who demands you give him a Blowjob for the free ride

Troy: “I lost my keys in the locker room, I had to hitchhike in a burrito truck”

by LigmaSawconNigga August 27, 2022

hitchhiker

Ass, grass or cash. no one rides for free

damn another fucking hitchhiker

by schrammalama July 31, 2020

bloody hitchhiker

It’s when a menstrating woman lays on her side with one leg in the air during sex. Her kneeing partner strattles her lower leg, her upper leg resting on his shoulder, and his thumb in her anus. For the more advanced man he will also rub her bloody clit.

That girl ruined my sheets after asking me to perform the bloody hitchhiker.

by BloodyGinger February 23, 2018

The Hitchhiker

Thoughts in time and out of season

The Hitchhiker

Stood by the side of the road

And leveled his thumb

In the calm calculus of reason

Hi. how you doin'? I just got back into town L.A.

I was out on the desert for awhile

Yeah. in the middle of it

Right

Hey, listen, man, I really got a problem

When I was out on the desert, ya know

I don't know how to tell you

But, uh, I killed somebody

(No?)
It's no big deal, ya know

I don't think anybody will find out about it, but
Just, ah

This guy gave me a ride, and ah
Started giving me a lot of trouble

And I just couldn't take it, ya know

And I wasted him

Yeah

The Hitchhiker

by Death Menace May 02, 2023

hitchhiked

when someone “gets hitchhiked” it basically means that they got thumb-fucked in their vagina. instead of getting fingered with the pointer/middle finger, the person fingering them opted to use their thumb instead. this comes from the known-symbol for hitchhiking—a thumbs up.

person #1: “dude i got hitchhiked last night…”

person #2: “damn he used his thumb? that’s crazy.”

person #1: “yeah i woke up bleeding.”

by hitchhikee April 28, 2025