Hootie Period

Hootie Period (who-tee peer-ee-uhd) n. The time in which "country girls", exclusively date black men. These women typically experience this between the ages of 18 & 25 but have been known to do so well into their golden years. These tend to fluctuate sporadically, depending on the privilege & status levels of said "country girl". Not to be confused with the sexual move/position, in which a large black man deflowers a little woman whilst wearing a cowboy hat & ass-less chaps.

Billie Jo: "Didja see Mary Ann and her new Cowboy Troy yesterday? She getta bigger one ev'ry six months!"
Laurel: "Oh, she jus goin' thru her Hootie Period. Ma'ma just ended hers after Tyreese was born."

by Victor Mateo Trench December 31, 2014

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hootie tooter

Birthday party favor for small children. Blow in one end and the other end unrolls and makes a loud squawking noise. Sometimes there is a feather or tinsel on the end.

Blow that hootie tooter in my face again and I will shove it up your ass.

by your mom's other face December 4, 2011

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Hootie Poppers

Serious medical condition concerning when one "breaks out into little assholes and shits themselves."

Susie Homemaker: "Don't eat that raw hot dog! You'll get the Hootie Poppers!"
Me: Oh noes!!

by Maliceva March 17, 2009

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Hooty cakes

A raunchy smell that makes you turn away.

Whats up man Why do you smell like hooty cakes?

by Capster December 14, 2004

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hooty-hoo

Hooty Hoo is the code for the killer

How you like me now, gold teef when i smile, try to get me out da ghetto but im still buck wild...go'n back it up nigga - HOOTY HOO!

by Justin (Juzzle) February 14, 2005

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hootie mama

A hootie mama has the sweetest of all asses. She has a boyfriend that she likes but doesn't love and she needs to have sex with a guy that starts with the Letter J. That will unhootiefy her. Especially if it's a Jake

Wesley is a hootie mama

by The chosen one 2234 April 2, 2014

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