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courtesy flush

Flushing the toilet at the exact moment of a smelly bowel movement hitting the water as to minimize lingering oders that may eminate off the perpatrating poo. Keeping the bowl poo free will keep the bathroom odor to a minimum.
Courtesy Flush after releasing a smelly chocolate hostage
by Poo Man Choo February 24, 2007
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Four Flushing

A person so full of shit, they must flush the toilet 4 times in order to empty the filled bowl.

In all actuality, the term comes from Poker players who would bluff a high stakes pot with a 4 card flush, instead of the true 5 card flush.
I was four flushing you Jack, now let's see your hand...ahh 3 kings, too bad!!
by WuRD SMiTH August 27, 2009
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won't flush

phrase to add to the end of a sentence in regards to a household appliance to indicate that it has been peed on. Used by a person so drunk, they no longer recognize the proper place to urinate or poop.
Hey man, your DVD player won't flush.

or;
Hey, your clock won't flush.

or;
I was just in the room with the thing over there and your bed won't flush.

or;
I think you need to call someone because I can't get your refrigerator to do the thing and it won't flush.

or;
Man, I'm so drunk I couldn't figure out your Xbox and now it won't flush.
by calvinke March 12, 2011
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Flush the buffer

A term often used in the IT world as a euphemism for cracking one off in a closet
by Sybil May 5, 2005
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neil flush

The Neil Flush is a Poker/Texas Hold’em hand that is comprised of 5 cards that are all the same color. Most commonly this hand is 4 of one suit and 1 of the other suit that is matching in color. Consuming large quantities of alcohol leads to excessive betting on this worthless hand.
After drinking 7 or 8 beers Bryce lost $15 betting on the Neil Flush.
by WhoEverTheFuckIAm October 31, 2006
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Flushed emoji

😳

This emoji, which usually tends to express being excited in odd way, ashamed, suprised, horny etc

Its popularity increased with "when imposter is sus!" meme
-Wanna kiss?
-ummm... 😳
-pffffff the reaction whaaaat?
-its the flushed emoji, one of my favs 😳
by STVJet July 4, 2022
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