courtesy flush

Flushing the toilet at the exact moment of a smelly bowel movement hitting the water as to minimize lingering oders that may eminate off the perpatrating poo. Keeping the bowl poo free will keep the bathroom odor to a minimum.

Courtesy Flush after releasing a smelly chocolate hostage

by Poo Man Choo February 24, 2007

Four Flushing

A person so full of shit, they must flush the toilet 4 times in order to empty the filled bowl.

In all actuality, the term comes from Poker players who would bluff a high stakes pot with a 4 card flush, instead of the true 5 card flush.

I was four flushing you Jack, now let's see your hand...ahh 3 kings, too bad!!

by WuRD SMiTH August 27, 2009

won't flush

phrase to add to the end of a sentence in regards to a household appliance to indicate that it has been peed on. Used by a person so drunk, they no longer recognize the proper place to urinate or poop.

Hey man, your DVD player won't flush.

or;
Hey, your clock won't flush.

or;
I was just in the room with the thing over there and your bed won't flush.

or;
I think you need to call someone because I can't get your refrigerator to do the thing and it won't flush.

or;
Man, I'm so drunk I couldn't figure out your Xbox and now it won't flush.

by calvinke March 12, 2011

Flush the buffer

A term often used in the IT world as a euphemism for cracking one off in a closet

I just flushed the buffer in my lunch break!

by Sybil May 5, 2005

ass flush

A real douche face

That guy is a total ass flush.

by Chuck bass March 13, 2014

morning flush

the first flush in the morning that wakes up everybody in the house.

I heard a morning flush at 5 AM and now I can't sleep.

by ghwajoigjweiowtuwe January 9, 2010

flush over

To 'Flush Over' someone is to flush the toilet whilst they are speaking, effectively drowning out what they were trying to say to you.

Stef: 'What did you think of that exam?' (whilst competing with sound of toilet flush)
Rachel: 'Oh Sorry I just Flushed Over you. You are going to have to repeat that'
Stef: 'Wow that really was one hell of a Flush Over, I am actually mildly offended!'

by VoteBrigden June 11, 2008