shizzy fizzy

A woman's asshole that is covered with an extreme amount of hair.

Her shizzy fizzy was the hairiest I've ever seen. She needs to trim that shit forreal muthafucka. I mean fo shizzle, my dick can't penetrate a jungle. Let's get a fuckin' chainsaw and go to work. We can finish in an hour.

by Johnston October 23, 2003

fizzy bitch

A way to describe a female who is extremely annoying

Oh piss off you fizzy bitch

by Beat me dry February 10, 2018

fizzy bumper

someone you'd only get with once

that chick was hot but just a fizzy bumper

by kahchingy February 1, 2008

grape fizzy

fizzing your man's grapes a.k.a. balls.

Someone is giving CJ a grape fizzy.

by FizzyGrapes March 6, 2011

Fizzy Butthole

Proper application of mentos and diet coke to the rectum by a trained professional, masseuse, or close friend resulting in an involuntary "human volcano" situation.

Went to the downstairs massage parlor, paid $85 and got a fizzy butthole. I dont reccomend it.

by Cue2022 March 12, 2022

Fizzy Ion

Pumice used to scrub one's balls or the balls of a significant other.

I was in the gym the other day. This guy in the locker room was giving himself a Fizzy Ion. 'Beet joined in when it was his turn.

by el Presidente the DalaiBama2 August 7, 2009

fizzy dick

1. A fizzy dick (often 'fizzy fuckin' dick coz alliteration) is when your dick is so hard - not necessarily because you're even aroused - that it actually feels painful, like your dick is a bottle of fizzy lemonade and it's about to burst open from the pressure. The usual cure for a fizzy dick is to open that fucking cap somewhere in private, pronto, and let all the foam spray out to release the pressure. Differs from blue balls in that the discomfort is localised in the trunk rather than the fruits.
2. When someone is getting over-excited about something to the point of it actually being obnoxious/needy, like they're metaphorically getting their fizzy dick out and waving it all around in your face and you're like 'fucking Hell, put it away!!'

"God damn, I have such a fizzy dick over Winona Ryder."
"Holy FUCK, calm your fizzy dick down! We're on our way soon, just give us a minute!"

by Der Kriegenator May 22, 2016