pulling an Egypt

A phrase used to describe when someone claims their internet, phone, and/or TV is down and is therefore exempt from the associated responsibilities. Used in reference to the fact that no one in Egypt can access the internet, use cell phones, etc.

Teacher: Your homework is posted on my website.
Student 1: Oh, I won't be able to do it. My internet is down.
Student 2: Hey, he's pulling an Egypt.

Guy: Dude, why haven't you called or texted me?
Girl: Hey my phone service is down.
Guy: You're lyin'. Stop pulling an Egypt.

by EgyptianCitizen February 21, 2011

Egypted

When your lovely country goes from being a kingdom to a democracy to a full-blown dictatorship.

Yo, Adolf just Egypted Germany!

by basicallymermaid January 22, 2024

American International School in Egypt (AISE)

A very shitty place with very shitty teachers. You guessed it, very shitty students. Their main goal is not to raise student achievement everyday, everyway, it is to make them consider suicide and basically want to rape all dem teachers inside. it is also a place where students send emails to the whole school saying that they are the taliban and they will be bombing the school. it is also a place where there is a group of terrorists in the school named; "the bouries" which is a fortnite clan that started when one of them pickaxed a fellow 11th grader and started a war in the middle of the school. The bouries are hated by many members of the school staff and by other students that are NOT of the bouri race. the bouries are currently sticking to football and fortnite, but are shit at football and lost to a small group of 10th graders. this is a result of not touching grass for an exponentially long time that is beond the human understanding. if you want to know more about the bouries, then search up (on the urban dictionairy) the bouries AISE. AISE is also the central headquarter in egypt for the most fucked up humans the world has ever seen. (without mentioning names). If you ever, EVER, even consider sending your child here then you must be paid to do so. If you are a boury, you should be ashamed of yourself. everytime 1 of the bouries fight someone, 10 other bouries appear. this is the epitome of being a 5awal ibn mara metnaka zanya mesh ragel.

a7a neik, el wad da kosomo neik shaklo gay men American International School in Egypt (AISE).

or

Person 1: What the fuck is wrong with this guy,
Person 2: i think he is an AISE graduate.

or

Person 1: KOSOM EL BOURIES
Boury leader: Bouries assemble!

by egyptian word definer! December 16, 2023

Egypt Project

A project that you have to do on Egypt.

Guy#1: I hate this Egypt project.

Guy#2: Same.

by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022

ass crack of egypt

Somewhere stupid far.

My friend told me he lives in Peoria and I told him DAMN you live in the ass crack of egypt

by Kkkkkkaaaarrrrrrgggg November 11, 2021

Egypt

Egypt, A rich and solid country in Africa. Most known for its luxurious history which is Ancient Egypt. It is well known for its mahoosive* pyramids. It is now mostly visited by tourists.

mahoosive* check in your livyxdictionary for proof that it is a real word

Yo I went to Egypt
Yo sick fam

by Livy x January 29, 2022

Bumfuck, Egypt

Possible idiomatic reference to the site of Christ's crucifixion in the Bible.

Compare with "... the great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified." (Revelation 11:8), "And they bring him unto the place Golgotha, which is, being interpreted, The place of a skull." (Mark 15:22)

Eunuch: "What's going on over there?"
Leper: "They're leading Jesus all the way out to Bumfuck, Egypt to be crucified, hanged, whatever..."

Eunuch: "Jesus!"
Leper: "What I just say?"

by pointymexicanhat September 11, 2021