Dyson (noun) someone who sucks the life out of anyone around them; alternatively, someone who sucks the fun, cool, or awesomeness out of any situation. Basically, this person sucks.
Verb (dysoning; dysoned-past tense)
Verb (dysoning; dysoned-past tense)
Everyone was laughing then Karen dysoned the conversation with her stories about yelling at store managers.
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