Wisconsin blow dryer

That one sexual act your classmate keeps saying he did to girls. A.K.A. ejaculating on someone’s face and drying it with a fart…

guy 1:yo I just gave a girl a Wisconsin blow dryer
guy 2:what’s that?
guy 1:search it up on your school computer 😈

by Istolemysistersaccountforthis July 21, 2025

Iron Ceiling Dryer

Innovative dance move as of 2020.

Did you see that Iron Ceiling Dryer.... it’s off the hook.

by Waynesville November 2, 2020

It came out of the dryer folded

When something works out so well it's unbelievable.

"I didn't know how it would shake out, but it came out of the dryer folded."

by Betzbaw January 15, 2024

Dryer riding

Getting in a large industrial dryer and riding the spin (before it gets too hot)

Me: Hey man, let's go dryer riding.
You: Let's do it, what a rush.
Me: Don't stay in too long.

by Deuce Turd December 7, 2018

Dryer Sheet

A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.

Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off

by dangerbot3000 April 3, 2015

Baltimore Blow Dryer

The act of covering your dick in Old Bay, making her suck it off, and sticking one live crab claw up her ass and making another pinch her tits. You then go to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and cum off the top.

Homie: Yo stupid you get that Baltimore Blow Dryer from that one girl?
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.

by Yur Dummy May 9, 2024

Oklahoma Hair Dryer

When a woman wets her hair and face, then sucks it from the back, while the man tries to dry her forehead and hair with farts

Tiffany won't be into work for a few days. I gave her the Oklahoma Hair Dryer last night and now she's got pink eye.

by PhatSphoincter December 16, 2025