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Douchenkrumple

n. A traditional Virginia hangover remedy.

When you are so unbelievably hungover that standing vertically is barely possible, so you recline in the tub, turn on the shower, and let the hot water splash over you as you recall snippets of your outrageous, pompous behavior from the night before. For a traditional Douchenkrumple allow the water wash away your regret for at least 30 minutes or until the water goes cold.
Georgann: "Are you coming to brunch? The bowling league you were taking Irish Car Bombs with might join"

Anders: "to be honest I might be taking my second douchenkrumple soon..."

Georgeann: "oh $%#..."
by Douchenkrumple January 10, 2022
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DoucheTube

A more proper and fitting name for "YouTube" given its propensity to censor comments and sanitize the discussion. Such censorship often serves to drive the conversation in a particular direction at the whim of the censor, and is essentially un-American and a violation of the rights granted under the US Constitution for free expression and discourse.
I saw a really sanitized comment. It was on DoucheTube.

DoucheTube removed my comment again.

I really enjoy DoucheTube, but I really wish the censors were not such douchebags.
by Looking Forward to the End October 27, 2023
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