Dizzy Wanker
Dizzy Wanker by Sideburn Sid March 18, 2020
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Dizzy Dory Hoe!
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Dizzy Gillespie
The act of pulling one's face tightly towards the rectum whilst receiving the standard version of a Rusty Trombone which creates a seal around the anus with the lips. The Dizzy Gillespie (DG) provider then flagulates causing the receiver's (Dizzy Gillespie'ed) facial cheeks to expand, giving the appearance of the legendary trumpet player, Dizzy Gillespie.
Dizzy Gillespie-(v.) I was getting my salad tossed, then I reached back and pulled her head in tight and let one rip! That bitch got Dizzy Gillespie'ed!!!
Dizzy Gillespie by Maximus Carontus March 19, 2007
dizzy cunt
A human female with no sense of what is going on; possibly disoriented, or confused. Most likely she tries to charge you the past midnight fee on your foot long sub at local gas stations.
dizzy cunt by the method frank February 5, 2004
dizzy bint
dizzy bint by Harrison darkes July 28, 2020
dizzy lax
similar to dizzy bat, dizzy lax is an activity for the bros. during this activity, the butt end of a lax spoon is removed. (assuming the inside of the spoon is sanitary) the hollow spoon is filled with an alcoholic beverage of choice. the competitor then consumes the alcohol from the hollow of the lax stick. once all traces of alcohol are consumed, the bro proceeds to touch the spoon perpendicular to the ground and spin around it with their head on the butt end of the spoon, of course making sure that their lax pinny does not get tangled and their flow stays intact. After the spinnage is complete, a kind sir or madam will throw a lax bullet at the bro, who will then attempt to catch the ball in their fluffy lax net and proceed to execute a small sprint, possibly throwing mad stunts in (ex. roll dodge, etc). dizzy lax is held in the highest regard to all lax bros. dizzy bat is a thing of the past; it is an activity for wannabe bros who participate in acts of faggotry, such as the frowned-upon sport of "baseball." work hard. party hard.
"hey libby, care to lax?" - Alli
"nahh bro, let's dizzy lax." - Libby
"good idea, i'll get my spoon. you get the brews." - Alli
"nahh bro, let's dizzy lax." - Libby
"good idea, i'll get my spoon. you get the brews." - Alli
dizzy lax by broseidon, god of flow June 14, 2010
dizzy bat
A drinking game in which the participant chugs a full beer out of the cut off handle end of a wiffle ball bat, while their friends count as 'one-one thousand', etc. Next, the hitter must crouch down and spin one time around for each count of their drinking time, with their forehead placed on the mouthpiece end of the bat, the other end resting on the top of one foot. Upon completion of the determined number of rotations, the pitcher crushes the empty beer can and then pitches it to them. If the participant misses the can, they must then spin around 3 more times and attempt to hit the can again. A normal dizzy bat experience includes face planting, falling in mulch, taking out lawn furniture and/or tiki torches and endangering surrounding spectators. Once more experienced, the participant may engage in dizzy bat 5 or more times in one evening without face planting at all, although this is likely an indication that they are not really giving it their all. In order to craft the perfect dizzy bat, one must carefully cut the end of the bat and shave it smoothly as not to cut the mouth while chugging intensely.