swamp dessert

When your swamp ass dries and makes a crust on your butt

It's so hot outside my butt is a swamp dessert

by Karilla blizkits July 23, 2023

Dinner and Dessert

When a guy gets to watch two girls going to town on each other.

"Hey Ted, I totally got dinner and dessert last night."

by Joey_P101 December 13, 2022

crunch dessert

A very specific sexual fetish where you cum into the other person's asshole, wait for a while, and then eat the dried up cum.

Brian: Hey, did you hear? I had a crunch dessert from Jessica's butthole!
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore

by crinch cronch November 28, 2018

Dessert

Something sweet and delicious

I had the best dessert at Stumptown!

by Konono March 28, 2023

Dessert

Something you eat after dinner

Dessert

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 5, 2023

Cherry Dessert

What FH5 dips when he is playing Texas Longhorn Prankster

I need some cherry dessert NOW FRED

by YungGravey January 15, 2019

Dessert Selectivity

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.

Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.

by JEB_EDC January 11, 2014