Desmond

desmond is the type of guy to always have your back, he is very loyal, DELUSIONAL, and very good friend🔐🔐. Desmond does not play about his man again he is delusional and if he see you with his man he dont play that sh*t. His body is tea and he is real thick 😍😍😍 dont play. He also knows all the drama and ☕️☕️.

Damnn whos desmond he real thick 😍😍😍

dont mess with desmond he will beat cho ass 😂😂.

Is that desmond delusional over That boy again..!!

by thatbitch38928793 November 20, 2023

Grape Desmond

Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)

Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond

by Thisplaceisf*ckingincredible June 18, 2022

Desmond

A noob

You are a Desmond

by Crazy cracker 279 November 2, 2021

Desmond Tutu-ing

When you speak Spanish and are Hispanic and are thrown by people especially family members into the idea you don't speak Spanish or any hispanic people like you are from somewhere below the Sahara or a Boer.

Desmond tutu-ing

by Gonzalo555777 January 2, 2022

desmond

black of the blackest the night sky head ass

desmond stank like a bitch

by babyyyy May 25, 2019

Ian Desmond

Sexiest baseball player.. Jawline to cut and the hottest man in the world

Ian Desmond is tasty

by DanielleCRay June 20, 2016

Desmond

Desmond is the person everyone wants in there life if you ever get a chance with a desmond do not lose it he will love you and show that he cares for you a lot but hes very touchy but thats how he shows his love for you.

"whos that fine ass dreadhead over there with the brown nike tech"
"Oh thats desmond"

by ilovemybf69696969 March 8, 2023