Desmonde

The action of coughing and accidentally soiling ones pants
Whoops I did a Desmonde
by Matt Terrell December 15, 2017
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Desmond the moon bear

How did I get here? quoted by desmond the moon bear
by anonymous March 09, 2023
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Desmond Tutu-ing

When you speak Spanish and are Hispanic and are thrown by people especially family members into the idea you don't speak Spanish or any hispanic people like you are from somewhere below the Sahara or a Boer.
Desmond tutu-ing
by Gonzalo555777 January 02, 2022
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Grape Desmond

Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)
Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond
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Desmond

You are a Desmond
by Crazy cracker 279 November 02, 2021
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Speed Desmond

If you're really fast, you're a Speed Desmond.

The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.
"I'll be there in five 'cause I'm a Speed Desmond!"
by charis September 15, 2013
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Desmond

Desmonds are always an charmer, more noticeable for their excessive ass hair. They are often hard-lovers, but once you get to their heart, you'll never want to let go. Desmonds are the sexiest creatures on this Earth. Regardless of being Ceaser's son. "Desmond" or "Monkeyyy" are the best option for girls.
Him: WOAH! I see an aggressive monkey
Her: Oh don't worry that's just a desmond
by Chef Choppa April 17, 2019
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