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Caffeinated Cheerleader 

Ashley Hall - "Caffeinated Cheerleader" The hot girl in the T-mobile ads who drank to much cherry coke and had one too many servings of Lucky Charms who is seen in a T-mobile evaluation center chatting away with her girlfriend about boycotting tuna, getting her head stuck in a sunroof, then he was like "Whateverrrr" and I was like "Whateverrrr"
Like Oh my gawd, my battery is running out! I'm such a caffeinated cheerleaderrrrr!
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Hispanic Cheerleader 

the girls in the team that dont have fake blonde hair. They dont need the hair piece every other girl in the team has to have. They the girls that give the team flavor and rhythm. Problably the girls on the team that actually know how to dance!
Guy 1- Man our cheerleaders are awesome!

Guy2- Well duh dude they got hispanic mamitas in there!

Guy3- Yeah! look they got rhythm!

Guy1- Oh my bad i didnt know we had hispanic cheerleaders!

Cheerleader Effect* 

When women look attractive, but only when in a group but, individually they look like Nunavut sled dogs

*Also called: The Bridesmade Paradox, the Sorority Girl Syndrome
Tim: Wow, those chicks are hot
Barney: No, they're not, you have just fallen for the Cheerleader Effect*

cheerleader 

A person involved in cheerleading. The sporting activity, while negatively associated with unfavorable male and female personalities, demands rigorous athleticism, spirit, and team-work.

Cheerleading shown on ESPN is an extreme example of the athleticism. While most squads aren't competitive (i.e., co-ed partner stunts, gymnastics, etc.), more work goes into a good squad than just looking cute and sleeping around. (For bad squads, see shit.)

However, it seems a high percentage of perky, pretty girls fall under the category of slut. Unfortunate for the cheerleading world. Quite a good deal for the guys.

In defense of cheerleaders, though, there are cool ones out there with real personalities and real goals in life. Don't let the stereotypes fool you.
Our male cheerleaders are some of the strongest guys I've ever met. And also some of the most horribly perverted and straight guys at that. Think about it, though. Girls in tight clothing and skirts, and you get to touch them. Now that's a contact sport.

Can you believe that our class valedictorian was a cheerleader? And that her parents' combined income is only $34,000? I don't even know.
cheerleader by Lyndsi December 28, 2005

cheerleater 

The equal opportunity fat girl(s) in every pre-college cheerleading squad. Usually used at the base of formations because, frankly, nobody can lift her. Usually void of any acrobatic ability unless juggling diets is to be counted.

Any highkicking will result in the violent expulsion of recently consumed foods within the first 15 rows of the sports venue.
"We can't do our trademark pyramid formation because our cheerleater is absent today"
cheerleater by Terry Vernon July 11, 2007

Cheerleader effect

It's when you see a group of girls or guys and they look hot, but when you see each person individually they are NOT, that an effect, when they are in groups they look hot.
I wish I was like those girls
What!, honey that the cheerleader effect, if you see them individually you will realize they are dorks and ugly bimbos.
Cheerleader effect by Bryan MG December 20, 2008
Word of the Day on November 18, 2013

cheerleader 

someone who wears a uniform, which is usually skirt and top, and cheer for thier schools team at games. sometimes go to competitions against other squads.
See that girl with the pom-poms? Shes a cheerleader.
cheerleader by PreppyGirl October 30, 2003