cuban steamroller

A cuban steamroller is when a person does a roly poly and shits as he rolls.
Wow, did you see that guy do a cuban steamroller last night?

Hell yeah, what a weirdo.
by DoleDUck February 24, 2014
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Cuban Necktie

See also: Colombian Necktie.

A slit across the neck just below the jawline, where the chin meets the neck, with the victim's tongue hanging down through the wound.
The victim was found sitting upright in a patent leather chair, traces of cocaine on the desk, and suffering from what police only describe as a Cuban Necktie.
by Jimmy Hardcore April 2, 2004
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cuban doorbell

A car horn that is honked instead of the driver getting out of his or her vehicle to knock on the door of the person they are picking up. Most often used in apartment complexes and urban areas, usually followed by the maximum occupancy of a pickup truck being violated severely.
If Juan insists on using the CUBAN DOORBELL every morning at 6:30, I'm going to start tossing bricks off the balcony onto his hood.
by Sunnie July 23, 2007
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cuban girls

Only the hottest grls known to mann kind!! that come from Cuba ...they hav bigger asses then j.lo ... usually found in miami (hialeah)
damm i needa get me a cuban girl that i can buttfuck day and night
by uber sexy cuban September 11, 2005
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cuban cocktail

A drink served to new prison inmates as a form of hazing cosisting of: Urine, feces, blood, and semen which is aged for a minimum of 2 months.
"Hey Tyrone, did you see the fish in cell 23? We should serve him that cuban cocktail under your bunk"
by Mike The Barcs December 3, 2007
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Mark Cuban

I wish my team was owned by Mark Cuban, we would win more games
by DiamondRio February 18, 2010
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Mark Cuban

A psycotic Millionaire that gives Dallas Mavericks fans plane tickets.
by Tmagnet May 30, 2006
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