an act that occurs when best friends or just one of them loses interest in the other, normally followed by a grieving period but for some people its not necessary
by thatonefairy March 31, 2011
Get the Best Friend Break Upmug. When two people split up,but like the cheese on a pizza stretches but never breaks, neither does the relationship.
by Anonymous August 31, 2003
Get the Cheese Pizza Break-upmug. A relationship that takes several break-ups and make-ups to end, rather like trying to tip over a soda machine by rocking it back and forth.
"Did Jack and Jill get back together again? This is like the fourth time"
"It's a soda machine break up. Give it time, they've almost got it tipped over"
"It's a soda machine break up. Give it time, they've almost got it tipped over"
by B Mike December 24, 2007
Get the soda machine break upmug. when you break up with a girl and there freinds run over to you and yell at you for hurting them.usualy followed by a swift kick to the balls.
by evyn hajas February 11, 2006
Get the break up attack mechanizmmug. The broads and blokes who perfected this art are notorious for breaking up with you so fast, you don't even know what happened...like the ripping off of a band-aid. This no-nonsense approach stings everytime, but it sure beats dancing around the issue for a few days.
You thought you were going to enjoy a lovely afternoon of sushi and sailing. Wrong. Before you can pull the chopsticks out, you realize your eyes are brimming with tears and then you hear, "Check please."
You thought you were going to enjoy a lovely afternoon of sushi and sailing. Wrong. Before you can pull the chopsticks out, you realize your eyes are brimming with tears and then you hear, "Check please."
Your Friend: Hey, why are you back so early? Weren't you supposed to go out for putt-putt golf and a movie?
You: Umm, that's what I thought. Instead, it was a band-aid break-up. Right before the 4th hole, she just spun around and told me she doesn't see a future for us.
Your Friend: Ouch. Wanna do some shots?
You: Umm, that's what I thought. Instead, it was a band-aid break-up. Right before the 4th hole, she just spun around and told me she doesn't see a future for us.
Your Friend: Ouch. Wanna do some shots?
by R. Rhys January 2, 2010
Get the Band-aid Break-upmug. You Cant...Its Impossible...Theres Nothing You Can Do...Just Forget About Him/Her...Don't Trust Anyone You Care For...Even If You've Known Them For A Long Time...I Should Know...
Misty: He Broke Up With Me
Random Person: Im Sorry, Forget About Him...Look Up How To Deal With A Break Up..
Random Person: Im Sorry, Forget About Him...Look Up How To Deal With A Break Up..
by MyBoyfriendBrokeMyHeart1018 May 2, 2018
Get the how to deal with a break upmug. National Break Up Day is the date in January that is far enough away from the Holidays and before one gets sucked into the vortex for Valentines Day. Usually it is the Sunday before Martin Luther King Day.
"He waited until the National Break Up Day to break up with her, bro. It's not cool to break up during the holidays or too close to valentine's day."
by le reddit army March 19, 2014
Get the national break up daymug.