Child 1: Ahhhhhh get away from me you Aston Key!
Adult: God its an aston key trying to touch my child again!
Adult: God its an aston key trying to touch my child again!
by jolticz1223 March 16, 2024
a rich alpha who is the pimp of yr10, he has 1.2k in his wallet at all times and has stringy bum fluff on his chin. Deadest fifa player alive. Gets 12000 v-bucks everytime he scores in ultimate team, while dan cheers him on while chewing his wood.
Thomas Aston is leng
by buv69 May 23, 2022