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Young Blood Assassins

A group of fake bloods that live in Boston, Massachusetts that claim they are real bloods but are not.
by Asmoothcriminal April 16, 2010
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Assassin's Creed

the words spoken at the heart of the assassin order
the Assassin's Creed: Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light.
by hekwlk December 1, 2010
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Assessment

Noun;

1. An evaluation: a judgment about something based on an understanding of the situation.

2. Property valuation: a calculation of the value of something, made especially for tax or insurance purposes.

3. Amount calculated: an amount assessed, e.g. on property.

4. Educational evaluation: a method of evaluating student performance and attainment.
1. Although the conclusions were quite disappointing, it was a fair assessment of the project.
2. They went to assess the property to see how much it was worth.
3. According to the assessment, the store's worth 1.6M.
4. His essay sucked, so when assessed.. He's got a 1 out of 10.
by Jafje August 26, 2007
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Assassingasm

A: The effect of watching an Assassin in a movie/Video Game or real life and becoming unreasonably ecstatic or aroused.

B: Gaining elation or sexual pleasure from the art of killing someone with great skill, stealthily and/or without the victim knowing who it was that killed them.

C: Witnessing an assassination and becoming sexually aroused instead of frightened.
Person A: "Did you SEE how he lured him into the alley and then slit his throat without him seeing a THING?"
Person B: "Yeah dude! I had an Assassingasm! I think I need new pants..."

Boyfriend: -Sneaks into the room with black clothing and a knife and wakes up girlfriend-
Girlfriend: -Recognizes her BF, becomes aroused by his outfit- "You totally just gave me an assassingasm!"
by Torphius March 5, 2009
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Street Assassin

someone who is good at street riding and finding good street spots
Joel: Lets go for a ride
Styler: Yeah, why not i say
Matt: You guys are street assassins
by STREETASSASSIN September 25, 2009
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Conversation Assassination

A comment given precisely to kill a conversation. Usually consists of "oh", "k", "ok", or "ya".
"So you know what I'm excited for?" - Male
"What's that?" - Female
"Football starts Friday!" - Male
"Oh ok." - Female
"Classic conversation assassination." - Male
by AwkwardSilenceGuy August 29, 2010
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Crescent Assassin

When you get your butthole eaten out, while you have hemorrhoids.
Damn dude, my ass was so sore until that bitch gave me a Crescent Assassin.
by captainstab2000 March 2, 2011
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