by endyourselffaggot August 12, 2016
Get the android faggot mug.A mobile phone OS engineered by Google to make consumers believe they have something which is cooler than an iPhone.
This illusion is actually an effect of a deep-seated bitterness that is brought about an inability to purchase a more expensive and flashy iPhone.
This illusion is actually an effect of a deep-seated bitterness that is brought about an inability to purchase a more expensive and flashy iPhone.
Guy 1: Dude, is that the new phone your parents bought you?
Guy 2: Hell yeah! It runs on Android OS which is 10x more functional and COOLER than the iPhone! My parents are the best!
Guy 1: Oh yeah? Well check out this new iPhone 4 my parents bought me!
Guy 2: *Cries and runs away*
Guy 2: Hell yeah! It runs on Android OS which is 10x more functional and COOLER than the iPhone! My parents are the best!
Guy 1: Oh yeah? Well check out this new iPhone 4 my parents bought me!
Guy 2: *Cries and runs away*
by xaviDM August 17, 2011
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An Androidian Slip is an error in texting via Swype that is interpreted incorrectly due to a fast key swype or inaccurately predicted text resulting in a confusing message only caught after the message has been sent to the other party.
Me: She's super nice in general, I mean just the other day she held up traffic just to help dicks from getting hot by a cat
You: Wtf?
Me: Stupid swype, she held up traffic to help ducks from getting hit by a cat
You: I don't get it
Me: Hit. By. Caaaarrrrrrrllllllll.
You: Oh an androidian slip, I got you now
You: Wtf?
Me: Stupid swype, she held up traffic to help ducks from getting hit by a cat
You: I don't get it
Me: Hit. By. Caaaarrrrrrrllllllll.
You: Oh an androidian slip, I got you now
by EXIx2 September 26, 2012
Get the Androidian Slip mug.I want to throw this android phone against the wall. It will hit the wall faster than it will tell me "hey you got a phone call"
by Iknowthis November 5, 2014
Get the android mug.Android phones are a knockoff shitty brand that are so cheap, that they are basically used as toilet paper for the homeless.
Example of it used every day:
Person 1: Bro do you got an android?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Lol u a virgin my g??
Person 2: And I play fortnite too
Example of it used every day:
Person 1: Bro do you got an android?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Lol u a virgin my g??
Person 2: And I play fortnite too
by Fortnite is for losers February 1, 2021
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"That's digusting, why do you envy androids?" - Chris
"Because they're all... androidy and stuff" - Shawn
"That's digusting, why do you envy androids?" - Chris
"Because they're all... androidy and stuff" - Shawn
by Not Shawn May 24, 2008
Get the androidy mug.Albert: Did you hear that Michelle bought an Android because her hubby is having trouble performing in the sack
Riley: Whoah, that's a bit out there. Did she try him on any any herbal remedies before taking that measure?
Riley: Whoah, that's a bit out there. Did she try him on any any herbal remedies before taking that measure?
by Lovecave Leroy May 14, 2019
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