A wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere

This phrase means that you can make almost anything work if you look at all the options avilable to you, be they in-the-box or out-of-the-box ideas.

Interviewer: Do you think you are qualified to do this job?

Interviewee: Yes, I think a wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere.

by spivtron and dr. slinky August 9, 2012

it's almost over

what your friend says when you're sitting on their couch watching a movie and they want to finish it, but you want to either go home or go to sleep or at least do something else, and there's actually about a half hour left of the movie and you're bored as hell.

mark: can we go outside now ? this movie's boring..
paul: it's almost over.
mark: yeah right..

by sh000tme. July 5, 2010

Almost smart

A chat forum consisting of mostly liberalism as a mental order runs rampant, but does include a few reasonable dissenting voices. The liberal members will twist facts around to mean something different and then claim that the facts stated are just your opinion. They also like to divert the issue by arguing semantics, and sometimes will even resort to name-calling. This site definitely needs more conservative voices of reason to contribute.

almost smart

by RyanfM November 10, 2010

Almost as bad as CATS the Musical.

1. True, unbridled horror.

2. An inexplicable time of hardship.

"The cancer was almost as bad as CATS the Musical."

by the_second_brit_demeter January 16, 2010

Almost midnight

When someone is seriously considering to commit suicide

Hey I think it's the end for me, it's almost midnight

by Mhaej January 3, 2019

almost-vite

1) To almost offer up an invitation.

2) To let someone know just after an invitation expires that it in fact exsisted

Person One "Oh if you would have let me know yesterday you wanted to go to the Bears game I could have given you a ticket but i just gave it away"

Person Two "Nice Almost-vite, you know i love the Bears, jerk!"

by Tim Langan January 6, 2008

Almost gym

when you need to get in shape but then you say "I'm not that fat I'll wait until I'm fat fat" and eat cheetos instead.

Hey, let's pull an almost gym tonight, I look okay. Do you have the chips?

by Peanut butter sculpture June 22, 2017