Summer All-American

Someone who is a college runner that visits Boulder or Flagstaff during the summer and only talks about being All-American in cross country. These athletes usually hammer easy runs, finish outside the top 150, or never make it to nationals.

Andrew: You see those “Summer All-Americans” hammering their long run at Mags.

by Runnerboy69 December 8, 2023

All American pizza

When you do a money shot on a girl with acne, while singing the Star Spangled Banner.

Jeff has great memories of All American Pizza, under the bleachers during the basketball games in high school.

money shot pizza face star-spangled under the bleachers basketball game

by TWG December 24, 2015

all american chicken

a game that has plastic eggs and toys that may seem cheap but are worth the $0.50

“My goal in life is to empty all of the ALL AMERICAN CHICKEN games.”
“The ALL AMERICAN CHICKEN is god.”

“Kiss my ALL AMERICAN CHICKEN ring.”

by Jobobahan July 11, 2018

All American announcer

An announcer that talks about basketball like it's boxing or something else. Though guys getting knocked out with a basketball would make an interesting sport, they don't have one like that yet, so you're either watching the basketball game everyone else is watching or you're watching a noxing match, because if you're trying to watch both at the same time while announcing one or the other, you're fucking with people's heads that are watching.

The All American announcer was talking about being able to feel that hit from up in his/her booth and how it cleaned out his sinuses, even though it wasn't a football game he was talking about, it was a basketball game.

by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021

all american bitch

Olivia Rodrigo song all american bitch

I and I forget
I know my age, and I act like it
Got what you can't resist
I'm a perfect all American bitch
With perfect all American lips
And perfect all American hips
I know my place
I know my place, and THIS IS IT!!!
My fav Olivia Rodrigo song

by njppp November 30, 2023

All-American Weed Dog

When you roll dab wax into a thin hot dog shape, roll it in keef, then wrap it in ground marijuana. After, you wrap it with a blur wrap and get fucking zonked.

"Hey, do you wanna help me roll an all-american weed dog?"

"Nah, that shit's messy"

by BooAmGhost May 10, 2022

all-american bitch

My fav Olivia Rodrigo song all- american bitch.

Olivia Rodrigo song. I’ve got class and integrity, just like the goddamn Kennedy I swear, with love to spare I, I forgive and I forget, I know my age and I act like it, I’m a perfect all-american bitch.

by njppp November 29, 2023