wrestlers portion

A large quantity of food that would not normally be deemed as acceptable to eat during one sitting

I've got a wrestlers portion of cereal in my bowl but the milk I've added is off

by Doomain November 1, 2022

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Wrestler

A straight man that is gay

Man that wrestler is totally straight but acts so gay

by big boo rich November 7, 2021

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Cock like a Wrestler’s Neck

The typical Wrestler (often seen on TV shouting, threatening to do this and that, staring matches and standoffs: ‘hand-bags at forty paces, etc) may be prone to steroid fueled workouts and general overindulgence followed by victim-mentality tantrums.

Scheduled practice of this combination routine can greatly enlarge the wrestlers neck.
The tantrums and screaming matches aid in the development of large blue and red throbbing neck veins.
This is known as, Wrestler’s Neck.

Cat, “Hey girl, I ain’t seen you for a while. You been sick? You look sick, all limping and holding your belly and rubbing your back! Are you pregnant?”
iCarly, “I’m going up the country, I’m on the road again and a bit tired…
Also, I just had a rough night, and a bit of a shock! I got completely bladdered (stinking drunk) and had sex with the Leprechaun guy, Warwick Davis… It was real dirty, every back door and alley explored, if you know what I mean. Oh, and why I was so shocked and still limping is - He had a cock on him like a Wrestler’s Neck!

by MLMCEY January 4, 2026

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National Kiss a Wrestler Day

April 15th is National kiss a wrestler day because Wrestlers do some really hard work all year round and they deserve a kiss so on April 15th find the cutest wrestler and give him a kiss

Becky:Hey Josh do you know what today is?
Josh:April 15th?
Becky:Nope *kisses him*, it’s National kiss a wrestler day
Josh:Boy am I glad I did wrestling

by HighVoltageOutdoors March 2, 2023

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