pick me gal: hey noah...
noah: what emily
pick me gal: i like you UwU
noah: bitch, im gay, have a bf and fcking proud, and have told u 4 times
pick me gal: ugh! i never liked u anyway!
noah: good :)
noahs bf: shes a bitch, lets go make out
noah: agreed :D
noah: what emily
pick me gal: i like you UwU
noah: bitch, im gay, have a bf and fcking proud, and have told u 4 times
pick me gal: ugh! i never liked u anyway!
noah: good :)
noahs bf: shes a bitch, lets go make out
noah: agreed :D
by Mushr0omElf July 24, 2023
Get the gaymug. 
A down low guy who is straight presenting that gets drunk and texts his best friends straight buddy hoping that guy is secretly gay or bi
Scottie got texts all night on Mew Year’s Eve from Joe’s buddy, that was hoping Scottie would give him the D but, Scottie is straight and married. He so wants to be Scottie’s gay side piece.
by GorBi February 25, 2025
Get the gay side piecemug. 
Me.
by f4ck0ff-toots! December 25, 2023
Get the Gaymug.