eastern university

a small, Christian university on Philadelphia's Main Line. Students that attend Eastern are either hard-core Christians, athletes, alcoholics or are both athletes and alcoholics. You'll meet your best friends here but will also meet psychopaths too. While attending EU you will either develop a fear of geese or will chase them across campus. You also might begin to develop a superiority complex if you start to attend Christian things (aka Wednesday Night Worship). Overall pretty liberal as far as Christian schools go but living in the dorms is a lot like living with your parents. Open door policy & no alcohol. But, given the fact there are 5 liquor stores within 5 miles of EU, a nice backpack will get you past the RAs who could not give less of a fuck and are probably drunk themselves. Since Villanova is 10 minutes away a lot of EU students also self-identify as Nova basketball fans even though they have no fucking clue what the rules are.

"I go to Eastern University." "Where the heck is that?" "Oh, it's on the Main Line. I basically go to Villanova. #GoCats"

by average christian December 16, 2020

Latrobe University

A last ditch effort university for the urachievers,

Johny nervously told his not so impressed parents he got accepted into Latrobe University before he kissed them on the lips before bed.

by Dad Kisser February 24, 2021

Universal Friend

A Universal Friend Is A Friend Who Can Do Literally Anything. A Therapist, A Designated Driver, A Mentor, Etc. This Person You Always Want Around Because They Bring Peace, And They Never Cease To Amaze You.

“I need a universal friend, you know somebody I can vent to while cleaning and doing homework.”

by Bruh Man April 12, 2021

Gyu University

Gap Year University. Typically meaning a one year gap between graduation of high school and going to college.

Person 1: Hey, it’s so crazy we’re graduating! What college/university are you going to?
Person 2: I know right? I’m actually dedicated to GYU University.

by cait0424 May 4, 2021

Trump University

when you take a shit in ur hand in a public restroom and smear your shit in the walls.
leaving it a mess like the elementary school TRUMP supporters graduated from.

I just left a Trump University in the restroom, I can't wait to see the poor bastards face when he sees the mess I created in the stall

by don cheadle nose July 4, 2023

Chattanooga university

The university of Chattanooga Tennessee. It was founded in 1886 and is one of four universities and two other affiliated institutions in the University of Tennessee System. Anyone that graduates from here is an idiot, and should be shamed.

Aiden: Did you hear about that idiot who graduated from Chattanooga university?
Simon: yeah I heard they couldnt get a job

Chattanooga university graduate: I wish I went to literally any other college 😔

by Veltege September 22, 2023

Wits University

Wits university is the University of witswatersrand situated in the city of Johannesburg south africa. The university is populated by people who think they are in Harvard meanwhile they're one of the most dumbest people ever. Most of the girls sell their bodies to Nigerian drug dealers in order to pay fees and the boys are Mongols. The whole university should be divided by 2 because they are all halfwits.

Person A: I Got Admitted at Wits University.
Person B: "Congratulations you're a prostitute: (If Person A is female)
else
(Congratulations you're a nyaope boy).

by Thedarklol July 26, 2022