where two or more men participate in circle jerk race, the first man to cum, spraying his semen all over his opponents, wins
Did you hear about John winning that Mexican Cock Fight last night? It took ten minutes to clean it all up.
by John Hancokck October 25, 2013
"SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT.... MEGA MAN!!!!!"
by U FUKN WOT NIGGAAAAAAAAA July 20, 2015
A Groundhog Sword Fight is when two severely constipated individuals shit half way in a sword-like fashion and compete to paint their opponent’s ass brown.
Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.
by Quadaplex January 17, 2018
To root for or revel in the failure of others. FIghting within an industry to bring a contemporary down. To reign in on the good news or fortune of another.
Written and made popular by Jay Brooks in his Beer Bulletin when referring to what appeared to be an deliberate and pointed comment about one craft brewery reigning in on the good fortune of another craft brewery.
http://www.brookstonbeerbulletin.com/kung-fu-fighting
Written and made popular by Jay Brooks in his Beer Bulletin when referring to what appeared to be an deliberate and pointed comment about one craft brewery reigning in on the good fortune of another craft brewery.
http://www.brookstonbeerbulletin.com/kung-fu-fighting
XYZ Craft Brewery was Kung Foo Fighting with ABC Craft Brewery, as ABC was getting more recognition when the real issue was the Big Brewery down the street controlling the market with their big business tactics.
by beerguytoo April 14, 2009
by notryhards33 February 08, 2021
sXe fight consists of one edge kid challanging someone to a fight for no fucking reason. Then getting 30 of there friends to jump that kid on his way to the fight with bully-rags and bats. After which they will go after each person that you know and do the same them
Smoker: hey, u got a smoke?
Edge kid: GO FUCK YOURSELF I HOPE YOU DIE OF CANCER YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, C'MON BITCH FIGHT ME!!!!! YEAH THATS RIGHT EDGE BITCH... EEEEEDDDDGGGGGEEEEEE FFOOOORRRRRR LLLIIIIFFFFFEEEEEE
smoker: w.e i'm done with straight edge fighting
Edge kid: GO FUCK YOURSELF I HOPE YOU DIE OF CANCER YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, C'MON BITCH FIGHT ME!!!!! YEAH THATS RIGHT EDGE BITCH... EEEEEDDDDGGGGGEEEEEE FFOOOORRRRRR LLLIIIIFFFFFEEEEEE
smoker: w.e i'm done with straight edge fighting
by SUCKMYBIC 420 November 18, 2010
by Charlesmarles February 23, 2007