The Great Shuffle

The roulette of who gets which room in a group so big that the deciding factor should be arbitrary.

Let's talk about the Great Shuffle as we are moving tomorrow in a group of 8!

by 56-murrian June 17, 2018

Shuffle list

A playlist best enjoyed in shuffle mode. Playing the list in the unshuffled order is not intended and may feel monotone and repetitive.

Steve, I'm tired listening to the same shit for an hour straight! Please use shuffle, it's a shuffle list for gods sake!

by Dr. Even February 10, 2010

fuzzy shuffle

The act of shuffling a deck of cards with no regard to their orientation and therefore after drawing cards you must reorient the cards so that they are all upright. This is a concern mainly in trading card games.

Zander: I hope you didn't fuzzy shuffle my cards.

by Pochi November 7, 2011

coupe shuffle

The action of the passenger in a coupe (2-door car) exiting the vehicle so the passengers in the back can leave. The passenger then returns to his given front seat.

Since Jim was leaving last, he opted to sit in the back to avoid an annoying coupe shuffle.

by bossofallbosses54 October 12, 2010

The Seaman Shuffle

When you’re cornered by a group of guys and your only option for self defense is to pull out your dick and start jerking off onto them.

When I was on shore leave in the Navy some "Anderson Cooper looking motherfuckers" cornered me and my only option was to pull out my dick and start doing the seaman shuffle.

by Kai Smash December 20, 2022

Peanut Butter Shuffle

When you are finished taking a dump, but there isn't anything you can use to wipe nearby, and you waddle cheeks spread to find toilet paper.

Guy 1: What is he doing?
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...

by DangerFinger June 28, 2015

Shithouse Shuffle

When one has to deficate in a public restroom and realizes the toilet paper dispenser is empty after they have deficated, the person then proceeds to stand up (typically with pants down around their ankles or pulled up loosely to prevent poo-residue from getting on their trousers) open the stall door and shuffle to the next available stall in hopes of finding a stall with a toilet paper dispenser that has an adequate amount of toilet paper.

“Bro-when I went to take a shit I didn’t realize there wasn’t enough TP before it was too late, I had to do the Shithouse Shuffle so I could clean my cornhole”

by MM197 October 5, 2018